Behold the Mother of All Swiss Army Knives that you can actually bring to a gunfight ... and win!
The knife has 100 functions, including every types of blades imaginable. It has a serrated blade, dagger blades, shears and scissors, an auger, a corkscrew, saws, a lancet, button hook, cigar cutter, pens and pencils, mirror, and straight razor. You can even use this tool to tune a piano, as it has a piano tuner built in. Hungry? It's got a butter knife so you can butter your toast.
But that's not all: This is a knife you can actually bring to a gunfight. It has a fully functioning .22 caliber five-shot pinfire revolver. And as if that ain't enough, the tortoise shell handle covers of the knife open up to hold picks, tools, and even mini folding knives.
However imaging to actually having to use these absurdly multifunctional tools...
Or to carry it in your pocket...
I would like to see a single person who actually can usefolly use every tool of the above 1.345g and 141 function monstrosity.. as provided by barking bud..