Behold the Mother of All Swiss Army Knives that you can actually bring to a gunfight ... and win!
The knife has 100 functions, including every types of blades imaginable. It has a serrated blade, dagger blades, shears and scissors, an auger, a corkscrew, saws, a lancet, button hook, cigar cutter, pens and pencils, mirror, and straight razor. You can even use this tool to tune a piano, as it has a piano tuner built in. Hungry? It's got a butter knife so you can butter your toast.
But that's not all: This is a knife you can actually bring to a gunfight. It has a fully functioning .22 caliber five-shot pinfire revolver. And as if that ain't enough, the tortoise shell handle covers of the knife open up to hold picks, tools, and even mini folding knives.
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However imaging to actually having to use these absurdly multifunctional tools...
Or to carry it in your pocket...
I would like to see a single person who actually can usefolly use every tool of the above 1.345g and 141 function monstrosity.. as provided by barking bud..