If you're sartorially challenged and never learned to tie a bowtie, like Chris Hardwick of Nerdist, take heart ... and learn from the master: Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Take a look (and then listen to his podcast with Bill): Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - via The Daily What
Got that? Maybe you should take the easy way out and get the clip-on Emergency Bowtie from the NeatoShop.