If you're sartorially challenged and never learned to tie a bowtie, like Chris Hardwick of Nerdist, take heart ... and learn from the master: Bill Nye the Science Guy.
Take a look (and then listen to his podcast with Bill): Hit play or go to Link [YouTube] - via The Daily What
Got that? Maybe you should take the easy way out and get the clip-on Emergency Bowtie from the NeatoShop.
I used to work at a men's clothing store that also sold and rents tuxedos. These included either a clip-on or real bowtie. Many people went with the real one because it was fancier. Then they showed up around lunch on the day of their wedding because they couldn't tie it.
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