Would you like to set a Guinness World Record? Read Guinness's instructions first, because there are certain achievements that it won't recognize, including:
And though it will break Alex's heart and make him feel like he's wasted the past year of his life, he needs to know that:
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We do not accept any claims for beauty as it is not objectively measurable.
We do not currently recognise 'gluttony' records whereby people consume mass amounts of food.
Due to the medical condition elephantiasis, we do not monitor a category for largest head.
And though it will break Alex's heart and make him feel like he's wasted the past year of his life, he needs to know that:
We do not accept claims for elbow licking.
Link -via American Digest
Oh well, there's still 9 more things that I can try.
The book originated as a way of solving arguments in bars (hence the involvement of Guinness) and they don't even have things like sculling records. Humbug!
... which goes to show that it isn't record-worthy, I suppose.