Despite never being published in the paper, the following brief letter — sent to the offices of The Times in 1946 by the famously eccentric Lt. Col. Alfred Daniel Wintle — was so adored by staff, it has apparently been preserved ever since. It's easy to see why.
I won't spoil the surprise by putting the transcript here, so go read the whole thing at Letters of Note. Link
Though, Narcissism and Machiavellianism continue to woo fools.
"I declare private war on Germany." - Wintle's diary, 20 June 1919
I love his quotes on his wiki
On reading it over, I have decided to delete it.
Hoping this will meet with your approval,
I am
Sir
Your obedient Servant
Deck of the Yard