I haven't used a Norton product for years but this ad featuring Dolph Lundgren vs. a unicorn is definitely chuckle-worthy: Link [embedded YouTube clip].
Note: re-wrote the intro - previous versions of Norton were notorious for being slow, but that seems to have been resolved in the newer releases.
Paige
*norton emp
FYI, getting Norton off your computer is a complete pain. It likes to rewrite parts of the registry, which you have to track down and remove before you can install different security software.