I haven't used a Norton product for years but this ad featuring Dolph Lundgren vs. a unicorn is definitely chuckle-worthy: Link [embedded YouTube clip].
Note: re-wrote the intro - previous versions of Norton were notorious for being slow, but that seems to have been resolved in the newer releases.
"(I mean, if the antivirus software is so bloated that it slows down your system like an actual virus, what’s the point?)" - Best to avoid such statements as what was once true may no longer be true. Norton 2011 is one of the fastest and least bloated AV you can get.
@Alexis - I used to use free antivirus softwares like AVG. I've used Kaspersky for the last year or so. There are many choices for antivirus - perhaps it's time to retry Norton, if Cluck is right.
FYI, getting Norton off your computer is a complete pain. It likes to rewrite parts of the registry, which you have to track down and remove before you can install different security software.
Paige
*norton emp