We all know that the real estate market is really bad right now, but apparently it's also very difficult time for finding love.
So, single mom and real estate agent Devon Traboscia came upon a brilliant (or brilliantly crazy) idea of selling her house ... and herself on eBay and Craigslist:
In the ad, Traboscia writes:
"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now."
She goes on to say that her four bedroom, 2,000 square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile".
Prostitution comments aside, this is so freaking dangerous and stupid it's not funny. What if it's some psycho? And really, a guy that's gonna buy a woman can't be that great anyway.
Oh yeah, and what about the KIDS???
2 Argues with Wife
3 Wife divorces you
4 Wife gets home you just bought (Again!)
5 You move into “A Van Down By The River”.