We all know that the real estate market is really bad right now, but apparently it's also very difficult time for finding love.
So, single mom and real estate agent Devon Traboscia came upon a brilliant (or brilliantly crazy) idea of selling her house ... and herself on eBay and Craigslist:
In the ad, Traboscia writes:
"If you want to live the never ending dream and experience the real love, life and the romance you have always felt was a fairytale then this is the vibrant outstanding woman of your dreams! To sweep this European Loving Lady off her feet send in your application right now."
She goes on to say that her four bedroom, 2,000 square-foot home, that will be included in the deal, has "neutral colors, Berber carpet, and upgraded tile".
Moving on....
2. Work out a way you still get to live in it
3. Profit
/somebody had to ask it, might as well be me.
Fucking Whore!
I'd fuck that whore too!
However... I'd hit it!
Looks like the tile's not the only thing that was upgraded.
Buy house, have her citizenship revoked and have her ass shipped back where she came.
i mean, what does that say about YOU when you say "yea she's a whore, but i'd stick my D in her Va-G." doesn't make you look much better, and DEFINITELY doesn't help her case.
don't think i'm trying to stand up for her poor decision.. but the only reason women act like this is because they know it will get them attention from men, regarless of whether its positive attention or sexist commentary. and the reason men make such comments? because they think women like it. let me tell you-- we don't. so stop it.
2 Argues with Wife
3 Wife divorces you
4 Wife gets home you just bought (Again!)
5 You move into “A Van Down By The River”.
Prostitution comments aside, this is so freaking dangerous and stupid it's not funny. What if it's some psycho? And really, a guy that's gonna buy a woman can't be that great anyway.
Oh yeah, and what about the KIDS???