My mother once opened a fortune cookie and read "You got the wrong cookie!" Have you ever opened a fortune cookie and wondered what was going through the mind of the person who wrote it? Here’s a collection of those! http://weirdfortunecookies.com/ -via Dump Trumpet
My mother once opened a fortune cookie and read "You got the wrong cookie!" Have you ever opened a fortune cookie and wondered what was going through the mind of the person who wrote it? Here’s a collection of those! http://weirdfortunecookies.com/ -via Dump Trumpet
My brother once got one that boasted, "Congratulations: You love Chinese food!" He figured that it's the only true fortune out there.
If you open a fortune cookie and find a fortune like this, here’s a tip:
Don’t eat the cookie.
And don't forget to circle your mints. :)
I burst out laughing during a dinner meeting, much to the annoyance of the big boss. Then I showed what I got to the person sitting next to me, and then he burst out laughing. Then I showed it to everyone, and got off the hook. Didn't get a spanking that night, though.