There are those who say partying your life away is a waste of time, but what if dancing, socializing and partying is what makes you happiest in life? If that's the case then you'd better party like it's your last day among the living! Now there are those who will tell you that such a lifestyle leads to ruin, but look at all the good it has done for the Grim Reaper- that guy used to be a total stiff, but now he's one lean, mean party machine!
Take a lifetime of fun with you wherever you go by wearing this Saturday Death t-shirt by Dingul Dingul, it's the perfect attire whether you're gonna go boogie at a club or simply hang with a few friends at home.
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Many aliens look horribly ugly to our human eyes, which can make them quite terrifying to behold, but there's something about Commander Strax's potato head that makes people want to laugh instead of running in fear. Poor Strax has been dealing with this lack of terrifyingness for quite some time, and yet when he found himself helping Madame Vestra and Jenny in Victorian London he found that he was actually grateful humans didn't find him repulsive or scary. Of course, Strax was also grateful he'd been resurrected after his untimely death at Demons Run, because he didn't want to miss out on attending another intergalactic pub crawl with The Doctor!
Take some alien muscle with you wherever you go by wearing this Potato Head t-shirt by AmdyDesign, featuring a design that's right up every Whovian's alley!
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Money isn't the key to happiness, and climbing the social ladder and being a part of the rat race aren't as fun as actually climbing a ladder or making rats race for fun and profit. So instead of pretending like earning lots of money and doing what everybody else tells you to do is making you happy you need to look deeper and find those little things in life from which you derive joy on a daily basis. Because life is too short to take all those simple pleasure moments for granted, so be more like Snoopy and less like those cynical Charlies in the peanut gallery and you'll discover the simpler the joy the better!
Share the simple joys in your life with the worldy by wearing this What Makes Me Happy t-shirt by NemiMakeit, featuring a fun design that'll make people smile wherever you go!
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The Waifu phenomenon is hard for many people to understand, but those lonely anime lovers who would rather pretend to have a relationship with the animated apple of their eye than get with a real girl totally get it.
And yet no otaku actually believes their illustrated waifu or husbando will ever come to life and make their nerdy dreams come true, and to be honest most of them wouldn't even want their waifu if they came to laifu.
On the flipside imagine what a kick in the pantsu it would be for a waifu to come to laifu and discover her betrothed is a shut-in who can't get a date with a real girl!
This comedy sketch by Gigguk shows what it would be like for a waifu to suddenly discover she's sentient, and through her transition from virtual to actual reality we learn all about the world of waifus.
When you spend as much time online as I do you feel a huge sense of accomplishment when you unplug and get some stuff done around the house, much less finish a project you've been putting off for months.
But no matter how much time you spend offline the internet is always waiting, and while it used to be easy to avoid the internet we now have smartphones in our pocket that make it way too easy to jump online and waste lots of time.
Stan Lee has made an appearance in every modern Marvel comics film and television adaptation ever made, and now the Easter egg hunt for Stan the Man has become a fun game for viewers of all ages and levels of geekiness.
If you've seen all the MCU movies so far then you've probably spotted Stan in them all, but if not then this handy chart created by reddit user l_l_l-illiam will help you find him in every Marvel movie made since 1989.
Kids playing with guns was seen as no big deal back in the day, and whether they were playing Cowboys and Indians, War or Astronauts versus Aliens guns factored into playtime in a big way.
But we live in a different world these days, one which is far deadlier and full of gun-related controversy as killing sprees reach an all-time high with seemingly no end in sight.
And as the gun-related violence rises the idea of kids playing with guns becomes more taboo, especially when you consider how many kids have been killed by cops or otherwise for waving around a plastic gun.
This Circa Now collection of toy gun commercials from the 50s and 60s seems odd by today's standards, and yet it's important to remember there was a time when kids playing with toy guns didn't lead to tragedy.
Mister Rogers was the gentle and caring friend many kids grew up watching on TV, he was the older adult we could trust to teach us good lessons about life and he was a steadfast supporter of PBS and the arts.
So naturally the story of how Fred Rogers saved PBS is best told by drunk comedian Solomon Georgio on the Comedy Central show Drunk History, right? (NSFW language)
All kidding aside, Colin Hanks does a great job of playing Fred Rogers, so if they ever make a biopic about his life I hope they see this clip and cast Colin in the lead role.
EDIT: Apparently I haven't been keeping up on movie news because Tom Hanks is set to play Mr. Rogers in the upcoming movie You Are My Friend. -thanks goblinheath!
Dungeon mastering ain't easy, and anybody who says it is either uses store bought adventures in their campaigns or is playing with a bunch of kids who can't tell a gelatinous cube from a bowl of Jell-O.
But the DMs life is made even harder by players who refuse to get with the program, players who seem to think it's fun to bog down the game with their "creative" moves that are nothing but flashy stunts:
I had a player who kept making dumb technical arguments to justify every little weird stunt he wanted to pull. Ran out of arrows and wanted to shoot rocks with his bows, kept arguing that he'd seen someone do it so it totally worked.
Couldn't make camp in the muddy grimey floor of the cave so he wanted to sleep on the ceiling upside down with his boots of spiderclimbing. When we pointed out that the blood'd rush to his head, he argued that there wasn't a sourcebook that stated that elven biology was affected by gravity that way.
Sooooo, a goblin ran around the corner and threw its poop at him, he exploded and we pointed out that there wasn't a sourcebook that stated goblin poop didn't double as volatile explosives when thrown at upside down sleeping elves.
Then there are those players who try to get super tricky with every move they make, thinking they can outwit the DM by coming up with some super clever plan:
I once had a guy that tried to cheese the big boss fights, saying stuff like "there is nothing in the rule book that says dragons can dig, so im going to make a bunker and blast it with firebolt for 3 (indame) weeks". (for the record he was a lvl 1 character wanting to do this solo. The dragon was meant to be fought by 3-4 lvl 4 players)
True, the rules dont say dragons can dig. But Im the DM and I say the dragon can and will rip through your mud shack and violently disassemble your rib-cage.
But to me the worst RPG players are those who use their character as a way to reveal their inner demons and live out their own dark fantasies, because their in-game actions reveal they may be a real life threat but you can't really do anything about it. What are you gonna do- call the cops and tell them a player character has been raping NPCs?:
He kept trying to rape female NPCs and female player characters in game. Saying that it was "in character" for him. He found a Scarab of Death later that session and after it burrowed into his heart I politely asked him to leave.
There are all kinds of wanna-be heroes out there with big guns and even bigger egos, acting like they're the mightiest men and women on the planet because they have assault rifles and special training. But when it comes to killing Deadites no amount of training or firepower can help you in the war against the army of darkness, just ask Ash- he's been fighting the evil dead with no formal training, no real skills and nothing but a chainsaw and his old boomstick for decades!
Bring the boom to your groovy wardrobe with this El Jefe t-shirt by Gigan91, it's the wicked way to show love for your favorite horror hero.
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Bank heists rarely go as planned for either the criminals involved or the law enforcement officers who try to diffuse the situation with minimal bloodshed and destruction of property.
But when the criminals are too stupid to come up with a plan the cops are left playing a waiting game, as they sit and wait for the robbers to ruin their own chances of absconding with the loot. Of course, it also helps when the cops have an ace up their sleeve.
The Heist is an animated caper comedy created by SuperBrankman and aside from the super smooth and lovely to watch animation, very cool voice acting and super funny script it's got a stellar sountrack created by Super Brankman's buddy Barry Topping (@nostoppingepoch)!
When fashion designers run out of truly fresh and original ideas they fall back on the tried and true shock value of avant-garde, thinking it will make them seem super innovative and forward thinking.
But acting like a severed head is going to be the latest and greatest fashion accessory, and a third eye will be the hot new makeup application, skips right past avant-garde straight to utter madness!
Italian fashion powerhouse Gucci unveiled their vision of fashion's future as designed by Alessandro Michele at their AW18 show in Milan, and Alessandro seems to think high fashion is about to become horrifying.
One of their models came out carrying an exact replica of her own head, while another sported a third eye on her forehead that would look amazing as part of a Halloween costume but just looks bizarre on the runway.
Wondering what other weird stuff Gucci put on display at AW18? Feast your eyes on this hot mess:
And apparently Gucci believes terrorists are about to start dressing fancy too so they've added some (probably way overpriced) balaclavas to their collection.
Or maybe they're meant to keep your third eye hidden from all those far less fashionable two-eyed humans out there?
When the good people of Annville, Texas joined Jesse Custer's congregation they had no idea why they'd come to such a podunk church to worship, but for some reason they felt drawn to the man despite his rough edges. And once things started going all haywire in town they found out why Jesse's church had been so alluring- because he had been chosen by God to live one hell of a wild life!
Show some love for your favorite hard-drinkin', fist fightin', foul-mouthed preacher by wearing this Jesse's Church t-shirt by Hulkey, and people will sing your praises wherever you go!
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It's only human to adore animals, and meeting someone who doesn't like animals of any kind is like meeting a kid who doesn't like toys- totally mind blowing.
Since we all love animals we naturally want to wear our love on our chests, so we can share our love and meet others who feel as passionately as we do about animals, and the best way to do this is with a NeatoShop t-shirt!
Sometimes our minds grapple with certain words, and whether it's because they sound funny, don't sound right when used in a sentence or sound straight up obscene our brains earmark them as odd.
This is something that happens no matter what language we speak, but the English language has more than its fair share of words that sound dirty but actually aren't, words that are guilty by association like shuttlecock and masticate.
And while it's fine for kids to titter when a naughty-sounding word like kumquat, dongle or angina is said aloud it's downright immature for an adult to crack up every time they hear these words, so grow up people!
That being said, you have permission to LOL every time Dick Butkus' name is said out loud, oh, and whenever you meet someone named Richard Head...
