Propane Fitness by BazNet

The doctor kept telling Hank he needed to start exercising or his heart would give out, so Hank began to weigh his options. On the one hand he would definitely live longer than Dale, or Bill for that matter, no matter how much strain he put on his heart, but on the other hand that wasn't saying much. So he decided to do what was best for the family and start working out, but he wasn't about to join some prissy Austin-style gym to get in shape. Hank needed to stick with what he knew, so he welded a bar to two ten gallon propane tanks and started lifting 'em like there was no tomorrow. Soon Hank's pro-pain propane exercise regimen had given him bulging biceps and the figure he had when he played football for Arlen High, but it also drew the attention of one Nancy Gribble...

Exercise your right to wear awesome tees by wearing this Propane Fitness t-shirt by BazNet, it's sure to make you feel like the king or queen of the hill while you're hitting those weights!

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It's hard to say no to a stray dog begging for food on the city streets, and even though people can come up with all kinds of reasons why they shouldn't give a buck to a homeless person they can't deny a stray dog if they're animal lovers.

And, as the guy who shot this video in Bangkok, Thailand discovered, sometimes donating food to a stray means you're helping feed her family of pups as well, which we can all agree is a win-win-winwinwinwin situation!

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-Via Daily Mail

Don't you hate it when Cthulhu's Witnesses show up at your door while you're in the middle of an eldritch ritual?

It's like they know you're a faithful follower of Nyarlathotep and they're just itching to argue about which deity is superior, as if ol' Squidface could take down Crawling Chaos!

But, as this Optipess comic shows, Cthulhu's followers are an extremely loyal bunch, and they don't even mind if he chews on them a little as long as he's happy...which is an emotion he doesn't understand.

-Via Geeks Are Sexy

Some kids are so conscientious they can't stand to hear about anything being wrong, broken or out of order, even if the broken thing is the clock attached to the Palace of Westminster in London. 

When 8-year-old Phoebe Hanson learned Big Ben was going to be out of commission for up to three years as part of a $42 million clock mechanism repair job she, like many Londoners, dreaded the impending silence.

So she wrote to the BBC with a solution- she offered to stand in for the clock and shout "BONG!" until the repairs are done.

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Her heartwarming letter earned her a return letter from the BBC, who had this to say about her idea:

“Re. Big Ben’s Bongs (lack of).

Dear Miss Hanson,

Thank you for your letter and your very imaginative idea about what to do when Big Ben falls silent for repairs early next year. Some of the cleverest and most important people at the BBC are scratching their heads, wondering quite what to do.

Once before, when Big Ben fell silent for repairs, we played different birdsong every evening. The listeners loved that. Then the people behind Tweet of the Day (that’s on each day just before 6 in the morning) stole our idea… so we can’t do that again.

I must say I was very much taken with your idea… and we have passed it on to those who make the decisions. As you know, the Bongs are live… and (you may not know this) the beginning of the Westminster Chimes (the bit that goes BimBom BimBom BimBobBimBom before the first BOOONNNGGGGGGGGGG!) is always at a slightly different time (which is why you sometimes hear someone accidentally talking when they start). It depends on things like temperature and atmospheric pressure and stuff like that.

So it would be quite a task for you, doing the Bongs: you’d have to rush in after school each day (and at the weekend), rush home for tea, homework, a bit of chillin’, then a quick sleep. And then – here’s the hard bit – you’d have to rush back again at midnight, because there are live bongs again before the midnight news. That’s an awful lot of work for someone who is still quite young. I know I wouldn’t like to do all that.

Thank you very much for writing to us. I’m very impressed that you listen to Radio 4. I wish my two children did.

Have a spiffing Christmas and a stupendous and lucky 2017.

Roger Sawyer.
Editor: PM, Broadcasting House, iPM – BBC Radio 4″

Maybe they should swap it out for one of those jumbotron screens?

-Via Warped Speed

People show love for their significant others in many different ways, and for artists there's no better way to show love than with a drawing or painting.

Comic artists have a similar drive to show love with art, but their chosen artform also allows them to add words to the doodles, to paint a more complete picture of their affection.

Saratoga Springs-based artist Catana has been producing comic strips based on her relationship with her bearded beau that reveal how deeply she feels for this dude, and her affection may be considered stalking in some states.

And when her boyfriend posted these Catana Comics online they immediately went viral, which is either because people relate to their love or they find Catana's antics highly amusing!

-Via Bored Panda

Walnuts are one hard nut to crack, so people use a hammer, rock or mallet to crack them open and get at the delicious meat inside, and when they find a good nutcracker they stick with it.

A villager from Shaanxi province, China thought the "mallet" his friend gave him in the early 80s was the perfect walnut cracking device, until he saw it on a government flyer- and found out it was actually a hand grenade.

Finding out his mallet was actually a Chinese Type 67 defensive hand grenade came as quite a shock to the man, who quickly gave it to the local police so he wouldn't get in trouble.

But he would have been even more shocked had it gone off in his hand while he was bashing walnuts!

-Via Popular Mechanics

Pickles Comics by Anderson Green Devil 

They say dogs are innocent just like every other animal on Earth, and some even claim all dogs go to heaven, but those devout dog lovers have never met Mr. Pickles- the hellhound with a heart of pure evil. Mr. Pickles looks like a normal dog on the outside, and he maintains a low profile while he carries out the wishes of his dark master, but ask anyone who has visited his lair and they'll tell you- Mr. Pickles is a psycho pooch and a stone cold killer. Oh wait, you can't ask anyone who has visited his lair, because they're all dead...

Show some love for your favorite hellhound with this Pickles Comics t-shirt by Anderson Green Devil, it's one wicked way to stay on that hellhound's good side!

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Rogue Droid by Dan_Hoogkamp_Art

K-2 security droids aren't perfect creations, despite what their makers might claim, and in the end they're only as sane and loyal as their programming dictates, so if their AI goes haywire there's no telling what they might do. But there must be something more to the recent rash of Imperial security droids going rogue, like a trick cooked up by those devious Rebels to undermine the glory of the Empire. That's why the Emperor has never relied on these security droids to get the job done, because you don't win wars with droids- you win them with Force and superior firepower.

Take your new favorite droid star with you wherever you go by wearing this Rogue Droid t-shirt by Dan_Hoogkamp_Art, it's K-2SO cool!

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Some people believe their dogs understand everything they say, while others claim dogs only understand facial expressions and emotional responses, but most animal behaviorists agree the truth is a combination of the two.

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Dogs can understand words their humans say to them repeatedly, and they begin to associate things like mealtime, praise and admonishment with those words, the most popular being the praise "good dog".

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Redditor JavaReallySucks posted a pic of his adorable dog before and after being called a good boy, to illustrate the way his dog's face lights up after being praised by his master.

The photographic exercise seemed like fun so others took to shooting before and after praise pics of their pets, which worked really well with the dogs while the cats continued to not give a crap one way or the other.

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MarioWorld by NibiruHybrid

In the quest to make video games more immersive and perfect the art of virtual reality a gamer's paradise was built called MarioWorld, where players could actually feel the bricks breaking under their fists and feel the Goombas squishing under their feet. This virtual world was unlike any built before it, because MarioWorld contained androids instead of 3D holograms, and people began shelling out their life savings in order to experience the future of gaming firsthand. But a glitch in the system nicknamed BW53R threatened to tear the whole place down, and soon the Goombas and the Koopas would be doing the squishing...

Show the world what the future of VR gaming looks like with this MarioWorld t-shirt by NibiruHybrid, it's so cutting edge your fellow gamers will think you're a time traveler from the future!

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Hylian Warrior by ddjvigo

He's the hero in green, the legend named Link who was busy saving the world before he was full grown, but lately he's been taking way too many breaks in-between adventures, leaving his loyal fans itching for more like full blown junkies. But what keeps Link from adventuring every year? Why, the warmth of his hearth and the love of his amazing girlfriend Zelda, that's what! Still, the breath of the wild stays with him, and his heart containers are always half empty without adventure, so I'm sure he'll keep coming out to play for years to come...

Take your favorite video game superstar with you wherever you go with this Hylian Warrior t-shirt by Ddjvigo, it's a great way to gear up for Link's return and will surely make your fellow fans green with envy.

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believe in pugcorns by NemiMakeit

There are plenty of fake fantastic beasts out there, from the magical unicorns people claim to see prancing around the forest to those fire breathing dragons they see flying across the sky. But believe me when I tell you that pugcorns are real- and they're the most magical little mugs you'll ever meet! The pugcorn can turn a turd into a creampuff with a touch of their horn, and they vomit rainbows instead of undigested kibble. But the pugcorn's neatest trick is their ability to melt even the coldest of hearts with their sweet little smiles and sparkly eyes, an ability that may make them the key to world peace! Good thing they actually exist...

Spread smiles wherever you go with this Believe In Pugcorns t-shirt by NemiMakeit, it's the adorably silly way to show the world you want to believe in fantastic creatures and their power to make people happy!

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Everybody Needs A Friend by DeepFriedArt

Whenever we needed a friend, or an art lesson, we could count on Bob Ross to lift our spirits with his little happy trees. He showed us how to slap paint on a canvas so it actually looked like something Mother Nature would have painted, and his calm and soothing demeanor helped us de-stress when life kept throwing mud in our eyes. It's sad to know Bob Ross is gone, but his legacy of love for the arts will live on forever in our hearts, and via reruns on PBS!

Show some love for your favorite art instructor with this Everybody Needs A Friend t-shirt by DeepFriedArt, it's a wonderful way to make your fellow Bob Ross fans smile wherever you go.

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Dancing Breakfast by Dooomcat

When bacon and eggs are sitting on your breakfast plate they just lay there still as can be, but once they make their way to your belly they let the dance party begin! That's why it's not always a good idea to eat bacon and eggs before a big meeting, or before date night, because that dance party can get a bit rumbly in your tummy, which can be mighty embarrassing. But if you don't have any social obligations you should treat yourself to some sizzling hot bacon and eggs, so the spirit of the breakfast dance can make you feel all saturday night fever inside your guts!

Celebrate the rhythm of the plate with this Dancing Breakfast t-shirt by Dooomcat, it's the fun and fancy free way to cut a rug with your favorite breakfast foods!

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Always look on the Dark Side of Life by IdeasConPatatas

People are always telling us to look on the bright side, to see the silver lining and to keep our heads up so we can see that the sky is still blue. But if there's one thing you can always bet on it's that wars will spring up out of the blue, and the Empire can rain death and destruction down upon our heads anywhere and at any time. That's why it's better to stay cynical, so you can keep any new hope you may have in check and stay frosty when you're facing Darth's Imperial forces, because the stars aren't shining down upon you because they care about your well-being...

Sing a different tune, one that's more appropriate for the dark times ahead, by wearing this Always Look On The Dark Side Of Life t-shirt by IdeasConPatatas, it's a comedy anthem for a dark new world.

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