Russian "Modpunk" GPS

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It's a brand for cows that get slaughtered for fast food joints. This one is for McDonald's and Wendy's interchangeably. The two unseen sides have a B for Burger King and an H for Hardee's. It's small because they like to brand the fast food beef when they're babies so you'll never get seared flesh in your Big Mac or Baconator. It's shaped like that because, in order to distract the veal when branding, it doubles as a rattle so they can heat it up, shake it and know how much cattle belongs to which burger joint.
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It's Walter Matthau's personalized meat tenderizer.