As far as I'm concerned Puddles *owns* this song now.

Merida is not Dinsey, dammit... she's Pixar! Way big difference.

omg it's chuck e cheese-like... yuck. I'd be much more impressed with one that didn't use loudspeakers, or animatronic computers.

Dirt belongs on the floor... dirt is good for children. My first wife's family did the no-shoes-inside thing... if you insist on doing this, make slippers available, also have chairs or stools for removing shoes available. Wipe your feet at the door... if there's mud, then of course you don't track it into the house.

Hint:
1.) 29-21 = 8
2.) 21-13 = 8
3.) an hourglass can be inverted before its time is up, in order to double the time it just recorded.

Lots of crazy Java on that site... here's Antarctica:
http://s.ngm.com/2013/09/rising-seas/gatefold/RS_Web_ANTARCTICA_15M_v3.jpg

A tool for banding things to a pallet... or, a BDSM sex toy, whatever.

"Never Grow Up", XXXL, Black

Easy jack-o-lantern... Home Depot bucket, sharpie, create! Invert over lantern... bucket is still useful all year long. I'm going to top mine with a big bracket fungus out of my oak tree... brains!

I hope they had the blood test for RH factor... this might not be such a good idea.

If you want biscuits and gravy ask for scones and cream sauce (you'll get a funny look!). A grilled cheese sandwich is a cheese toastie. If they offer bangers and mash don't accept! Refuse the blood pudding also. Botty is your bum, or bottom. Boot/bonnet = trunk/hood.

I bought Cars2 and watched 5 minutes of it before throwing it in the trash. Planes is Cars 3... this is Cars 4. Hilarious.

what do you call it? Finger-syncing? She missed a vibrato at 1:10. Still very cool.

Exactly which animal in this scenario is cute? And to be loved?

One word... Norplant.