After Dorothy made her escape back to Kansas with the Wizard of Oz in the hot air balloon, the Scarecrow had a hard time adjusting to not having her think for him. He fell in with a bad crowd of flying monkeys who convinced him to become a hardened criminal. He finally went rogue and killed the 'formerly' Cowardly Lion in an act of vengeance when the lion tried to 'make hay' with the Scarecrow's girlfriend. As punishment the Scarecrow was walled up inside of a house and left there to eventually die from lack of alfalfa sprouts. Fifty years later the denizens of OZ made a small opening into the blocked up wall to see what was there and all they found was this mass of straw. It's still there and on view today if you can get there from here.

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never mind. I found out who to write to.

This person may be dyslexic and not a good speller. I can read some of this. Who should I contact?

They may be spider webs but they look more like gypsy moth webs to me. Get enough of them on a tree and the larvae will eat every leaf and kill the tree.

Pallas cat but I had a Maine Coon cat that looked just like it. They get really big. My cat weighed 30 pounds and his head was wider than a human's head, enormous paws and he was bigger than a full grown pekinese dog.

And thanks for those 'wanted/unwanted' posters. What a great way to start the day with a few good belly laughs!

No Janis Joplin? No Grace Slick? No Mama Cass? No Linda Ronstadt? No Joni Mitchell? wtf???

At the stroke of midnight, when the clouds passed over the moon and the wind whispered in the trees, Old Jonah told the story about the insane fisherman who haunted these woods. Suddenly there was a sound off in the distance. A scraping sound, like metal on metal. Closer the sound came. The campfire crackled and shot up sparks as the campers sat huddled together near the dying fire. Closer now, the sound of metal on metal. ssccrraappe! There it was, again! Just outside of the campfire's orange glow, Old Jonah turned his watery eyes towards the direction of the sound just as "the hook" came flashing out of nowhere and cut his head off! The campers screamed and ran off into the darkness, never to be heard from again, never, ever to return... This is the very hook the insane fisherman used to kill Old Jonah.
Bwahahaha!!!!!!
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It's a hook to unlock your car door. (I think it might be called a 'car-jack'? Slide it down inside the the window and the hook grabs the locking mechanism and releases it.

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Everyone knows zombies love brains.

And the best brain in the whole world, the creme de la creme brain would be Einstein's brain. So, I would set a trap using the Einstein Little Giant Vinyl Figure (zombies are stupid so they need a good visual to entice them) AND the Emergency Inflatable Brain as lures to bring the zombies to my trap.

The trap involves a blind alley with a window up high where I would be safe from them and can look down upon them (contemptuously, as well as physically). ha! I would be wearing the Skull Knit Mask and Glow in the Dark Skeleton Gloves so the zombies would take no notice of my luscious brain and not want to eat me!

My weapon would be composed of the Rubberband Shooter Blaster Supreme combined with the Nose Pencil Sharpener joined together (too complicated to describe how I do that) and my ammo would be Bucky Balls. Aim that nose at the zombies and they get a double blast of steel Bucky Balls to their noggins. Bam! Bam! Bam! As soon as one goes down the zombies eat him/her. They will be very busy eating and I will be busy killing them ALL!

Bwahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!

Angel Wings Mug would be nice.

If I am a runner-up and get a T-shirt then "mmm-pi" size Large, please.

They should have had both Dumbledores (back to back) on the stamp. Richard Harris was the first Dumbledore and I think he should have been given a nod, too.

Smart. Thieves usually want to get into a place and out asap. They don't have the time to go around checking every door frame. It's usually smash and grab.

They also don't like going into places that don't have 2 doors or a door and a window: Like a basement. A cop told me one of the best places to put valuables is in the basement in a place that's hard to access. Just leave a note in a safety deposit box for relatives incase you expire suddenly...

Campfire sausage holder. You have to use sausage not hotdogs because the points are too wide for thin hotdogs. Stick them on the dull points and put it into the campfire. yummy!
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It's a tool for people who dye cloth. It grabs the wet cloth from the vats so you don't have to use your hands.
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It's a medieval chastity belt key. My mom has one just like it but it doesn't work...
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It's for carding wool.They usually come in pairs.

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