I remember watching the Beatles in my family room. My grandmother, my brother, my mom and dad and I all watched them. My grandmother loved "the boys". I found that kind of amazing since my grandmother never seemed to even care a whit about music. Even my folks had nothing negative to say about the Beatles. I, of course, fell in love with Paul because John was already married. boo
In "The Human Stain" with Anthony Hopkins, Nicole Kidman was totally miscast as a trailer trash, motorcycle riding, tattooed janitor on the run. Ruined the movie. Absolutely ruined it.
Duct tape. See which angle the splinter is in the skin (is possible). Put the duct tape firmly over the splinter and pull it off quickly.
My dad's a beekeeper and this is a handy tip for bee stings. You have to get stung by a bee not a wasp, hornet or yellow jacket. It doesn't work on those stings. If a bee stings you (they can only sting you once) the barb stays in your skin and the bee dies. Remove the stinger with tweezers being careful not to squeeze the venom sac hanging on the end of the barb pulsing away shooting more and more bee venom into you. Put a drop of honey on the spot where you got stung and a band-aid over the honey so you don't get sticky. The pain will stop immediately. This works. I have gotten stung too many times so I know about this.
Honey is good for burns, too.
One more thing. The FDA says honey can be cut up to 50% with corn syrup and still be called 'honey', 'all natural', 'real honey' and 'organic'. Local honey is your best bet for 100% real honey.
This is an tool used to ensure children go straight to bed and not dawdle or ask for another glass of water. It's called "Monster Under the Bed" tool. One parent would hide under the child's bed with the tool while the child was in the bathroom brushing his teeth. The other parent would put the child to bed and turn off the light and leave. IF the child tried to get out of bed the "MUTB" tool would snake out and grab the child's ankle. This tool worked much better than the "MITC" (Monster In The Closet) tool, IMO. Very effective, although this tool has fallen out of favor with all of those human rights organizations saying it's cruel and psychologically disturbing to the kids. Hey! It stopped them from wanting another glass of water. So what's a little crying?
It's a head lice picker/grabber. The extra long arm prevents the lice from jumping onto the nurse who has to inspect the kids' heads. Every elementary school has at least one lice grabber per class room.
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It's the holiday version of the 'sky hook' for scavenger hunts. Yes, they do exist but they are extremely rare. That's why people never seemed to find them for their scavenger hunts.
When my son was 2 and my daughter was 4 my son wanted to try on his sister's dress. I helped him put it on while his sister watched. My son stared at himself in the mirror for a while then had me help him take it off. He never put one on again. He didn't become 'flaming' and he grew up and got married and his wife is expecting their first child come fall.
Things only become a big deal when you make it a big deal. You broadcast your hang-ups to your kids. And, believe me, they will pick up on them. No hang ups? No worries. The most important thing you can do for your child is to love them unconditionally.
Back in the olden days when I was a kid I had a pet raven. It was very smart and extremely beautiful. My dad and brother found him on a golf course sitting on a branch in the rain and brought him home and he became my responsibility to care for him. He was a juvenile (teenage?) raven and still wanted to be fed every 3 hours. He was never caged. He would ride around on my shoulder. Very social bird. He finally grew up and I took him out to the woods and put him in a tree. He would come back once in a while to visit until he finally went his way and I never saw him again.
It's a special weight training apparatus. When weight trainers are busy building up their manly muscles they sometimes forget about developing the 'manliest' muscle of them all.
That's where the "Penis Maximizer" comes into play. Make that special muscle look in proportion to the rest of your magnificent body.
Just imagine how popular you will be at parties when you can do pull-ups without using your hands! Want a raise at the office? Hell, no! Get a promotion! All because you have maximized yourself to the envy of all your friends and colleagues. Women will be flocking to you, just to get a glimpse of your athletic, pumped up glory!
Call now for a free trial of the "Penis Maximizer" today! 1-800-mm-penis *note* Penis Maximizer is not available in all 50 states.
I've had my grandmothers "die" too many times to count. Each 'death' occurred right before a major exam. It helps if you switch colleges after the second death of grandma because the college professors will eventually catch on, unless you are a Mormon, that you don't have any more grandmas who will conveniently pass away at exam time...
It's a "re-run flycatcher reserve of straws". When my mom and uncle were little they would catch flies and take a piece of straw and ram one end of the straw up into the back end of the fly and then release the fly. It would fly around with the straw hanging out of it's back-end and mom and uncle victor would grab the straw and yank on it. They would laugh hysterically and catch another fly and do it again until there were dozens of flies flying around trailing straw. Ah, fun times from long ago.
This picture is of a "re-run flycatcher repository" where you would keep your stash of straw for just such an occasion as the one I just described.
BTW, this part about my mom and uncle doing this to flies really happened. You don't want to know what they did to grasshoppers...
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My dad's a beekeeper and this is a handy tip for bee stings. You have to get stung by a bee not a wasp, hornet or yellow jacket. It doesn't work on those stings. If a bee stings you (they can only sting you once) the barb stays in your skin and the bee dies. Remove the stinger with tweezers being careful not to squeeze the venom sac hanging on the end of the barb pulsing away shooting more and more bee venom into you. Put a drop of honey on the spot where you got stung and a band-aid over the honey so you don't get sticky. The pain will stop immediately. This works. I have gotten stung too many times so I know about this.
Honey is good for burns, too.
One more thing. The FDA says honey can be cut up to 50% with corn syrup and still be called 'honey', 'all natural', 'real honey' and 'organic'. Local honey is your best bet for 100% real honey.
"I have a bad case of pon farr" men's size large
"I have a bad case of the pon farr" size large (men's)
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Resistance begins at Ohm size large
Resistance begins at Ohm size large
Things only become a big deal when you make it a big deal. You broadcast your hang-ups to your kids. And, believe me, they will pick up on them. No hang ups? No worries. The most important thing you can do for your child is to love them unconditionally.
That's where the "Penis Maximizer" comes into play. Make that special muscle look in proportion to the rest of your magnificent body.
Just imagine how popular you will be at parties when you can do pull-ups without using your hands! Want a raise at the office? Hell, no! Get a promotion! All because you have maximized yourself to the envy of all your friends and colleagues. Women will be flocking to you, just to get a glimpse of your athletic, pumped up glory!
Call now for a free trial of the "Penis Maximizer" today!
1-800-mm-penis *note* Penis Maximizer is not available in all 50 states.
Resistance begins at Ohm size large
This picture is of a "re-run flycatcher repository" where you would keep your stash of straw for just such an occasion as the one I just described.
BTW, this part about my mom and uncle doing this to flies really happened. You don't want to know what they did to grasshoppers...
"Oh, no! It really was rocket science!" size large