You couldn't understand that? Don't they teach the Queen's English down in the U.S. of A?

How big was the tree? I could probably do the same thing with a sapling.

But can he speak Martian like the legendary Helene Smith?

http://drvitelli.typepad.com/providentia/2007/12/travelling-to-m.html

That dog's owner had better keep one eye open while sleeping...

Isn't profiting from a crime illegal in most places?

Even Ben Affleck apologized to Ken Taylor about the distorted history in that movie.

Because nothing says undercover like bespoke suits and designer watches...

Isabella's daughter, Joanna, didn't have a particularly happy life since her father, husband, and eventually her son used her horribly for their own ends. She's still known as Joanna the Mad.

http://drvitelli.typepad.com/providentia/2010/05/mad-joanna.html

He'd have better luck proposing as billionaire Bruce Wayne than as a man wearing a mask and cowl...

Kind of interesting when you consider that Basil Rathbone was an expert swordsman in real life. Since he ususally played the villain in sword movies, he was obliged to lose these fights onscreen even though he could have demolished his opponent if the fight were for real.

My only question would be who this Deadpool talks to when HE breaks the fourth wall?

Who cares if they can't swim. Zombies don't need to breathe. And they eat sharks.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOSN2s8FY8Q

" I can't quite figure out the nomenclature." There was an X-Men character named Spyke who was sort of a human hedgehog and may have been the inspiration for this.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spyke