Yao Ming's wetsuit zipper pull.

Battle damage 4X

No one expected them to compete, but when they constructed their own track (and iced it down with left-over margaritas), the Jamaican Flea Circus Bobsled team was on their way to Sochi!

Serenity Birds - L

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