The AFM, Automated Flatfoot Machine

Neato Turtle XL

As with your normal Museum illustrations, I try to envision what things you'd invent to compliment this with. Armpit sniffing goes great with foot sniffing? Maybe some sort of far out Dutch Oven Scarf?

Yeah, Pachytherms is brilliant

Executive Sportswear

"Because the boss does everything better than you."

Neatoramabot XL

Globe Trotters: Scotland

"The prefect Shoe for every Destination."

Neatoramabot XL

Sporty Sole: Gone Golfin'

"Hit the links from anywhere! Also available in Bocce Ballin' and Hacky Sackin'."

Neatoramabot XL

Loser Shoes

"Finally, the perfect fit for your shocking socks and tacky slacks!"

Neatoramabot XL

Club-Foot

"Combine with Raqcuet-Bangles and Mallet-Trousers to be the ultimate 'One Man Country Club'"

Neatoramabot XL

Mulligan's Loafers, the Cheater's Cletes
"Because losing a ball shouldn't mean losing a stroke ;)"

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Handy-caps
"Golfer's caddy for the lazy and/or bipalegic!"

Neatoramabot XL

Colostocamp
The fun, outdoorsy colostomy bag for the grandma on the go.

"I want to believe" XL

"What am I even supposed to be dressed as?"

This will make an excellent head for my sexbot

This is just like that documentary about Rick Moranis

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great article, great movie. Not sure how anyone could come away thinking "garbage", unless... oh no! a TROLL!