The school's heart is in the right place, but wtf was it thinking. Mind-f*cking 6-year olds? The responsibility of making lunches doesn't rest on any elementary school age kid. The school should have told the parents directly that it was holding an elitist campaign like this.
However, it is a very good idea and would be a great way to instill a sense of eco-responsibility at a young age... as long as the parents knew it was happening.
Hi, I hear the going rate for detective work in your city is through the f*cking roof! I would like to personally extend an offer of my own investigatory services to you. Obviously, no matter how nominal the crime, you seem to have the funds to overpay for any kind of "investigation." Citing the recent case of Miss Williams-Bolar, I see that you paid someone $6,000 for what appears to be extremely simple clerical work. By extremely simple I mean you could have imported a $6,000 chimpanzee from Whereeverthefuckchimpanzeesarefrom, Africa and gotten very similar results.
So remember, day or night, 24/7, call me, text me, or pay researchers to invent a new way of communicating with holograms like in Star Wars, whatever completely over exaggerated method you can think of to spend a shitload of money to do a simple task, do that and I promise to do any ridiculous, mind-numbingly illogical job you have for me... as long as you're willing to pay me a million times what the task is worth.
how in the flying f*ck are they coming up with 30k for lost tuition and 6fuckingthosuand dollars in investigation money? Did they hire the actor Don Johnson to come to their town to investigate this crime as Miami Vice's Crockett? Gigantic douchebags, that whole school board. I would pull my kid out of that school so f'ing fast they wouldn't even notice that I'd left a flaming bag of dogshit in her seat.
This is heavy handed justice, and to make things worse they've used bloated and illogical numbers to back up their douchbaggery. Epic fail, Akron. epic. fail.
It's a dinglehopper. Humans use these little babies to straighten their hair out. See? Just a little twirl here and a yank there and voila! You've got an aesthetically pleasing configuration of hair that humans go nuts over.
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However, it is a very good idea and would be a great way to instill a sense of eco-responsibility at a young age... as long as the parents knew it was happening.
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Hi, I hear the going rate for detective work in your city is through the f*cking roof! I would like to personally extend an offer of my own investigatory services to you. Obviously, no matter how nominal the crime, you seem to have the funds to overpay for any kind of "investigation." Citing the recent case of Miss Williams-Bolar, I see that you paid someone $6,000 for what appears to be extremely simple clerical work. By extremely simple I mean you could have imported a $6,000 chimpanzee from Whereeverthefuckchimpanzeesarefrom, Africa and gotten very similar results.
So remember, day or night, 24/7, call me, text me, or pay researchers to invent a new way of communicating with holograms like in Star Wars, whatever completely over exaggerated method you can think of to spend a shitload of money to do a simple task, do that and I promise to do any ridiculous, mind-numbingly illogical job you have for me... as long as you're willing to pay me a million times what the task is worth.
Thanks,
Noah
This is heavy handed justice, and to make things worse they've used bloated and illogical numbers to back up their douchbaggery. Epic fail, Akron. epic. fail.
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Special Weapons Enforcing Tickets
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...is what I meant to say
"Because ruining your day should be more comfortable for us."
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"The law enforcement vehicle that does 0-50 in 20 seconds, requires four lanes to make a u-turn, and won't drive in reverse. Now with forty percent tire protection!"
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Special Tickets Enforcement Tactics
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"Dispensing justice with threatening reach."
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