Yeah, he's definitely not a cat person.

When he gets older, he'll find the Internet an especially scary place.

Mine is
'YourDogPoopsOnMyLawn'

Just because I find it funny

I guess Florida's rock should be a grain of sand. It still amuses me that I have to purchase rocks down here for rock gardens, etc. Back in central NY, I'd take a drive in the country and find all I needed.

It sounds like it doesn't do what I want "smellophone" to do. It doesn't transmit the smells it's exposed to, just sprays the smell you instruct it to. I can't use it to send my sister the smell of my mother's hot rolls baking while she's away from home during the holidays. I can't use it to send a friend the smell of the pool and the margaritas waiting for them to arrive. I can't use it to receive the smell of my grandmother's house while she's talking to me on the phone or share the smell of the state fair while I'm calling someone from there.

little children shouldn't play with sharp pointy knives...or in this case swords, cuz he sucks at using them. (mostly)

Around 0:09, it looks like he's having a real tough time keeping a straight face.

Burt Reynolds had THE classic 70's 'stache. Some other athletes other than Mark Spitz that had upper-lip hair worthy of mention are the 1890's-style waxed mustache of Rollie Fingers (Oakland A's) and Al Hrabosky's Fu-Manchu (St. Louis Cardinals).

And since you have Hitler in your hall of fame lineup, why not add Josef Stalin?

Weird that you didn't included Salvador Dalí mustache.

If you do this, and you're not disabled, you're an asshole.

Ironically, all of the eaters above would also be classified as "medium" Americans :)