It's too big of a question. The answer would vary depending on the man or the woman involved as well as cultural norms and expectations that surround them.

Extra easy if they're both gay.

I agree :o)
And like a dog with no tail, there are always two sides to a kettle of fish.

No they're not....
; )

Well there's already a corgi singing call me maybe
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30Dldlfmr3U

All arguments on the internet are pointless.

yay weapons and politics. how neat

You realize that not all Neatorama readers are in the USA, right?

Why does that picture make it look like it is in an old dorm room of mine?

It was interesting that the farmer said they coated the Fries in "sugar" but they dubbed over "Dextrose solution" as it probably sounds better.

Now now, if you ask for gym mat ingredient free 'buns' then EVERYONE will want one...

Didn't really answer the question 'why is there soooo much salt on the fries' - he shows how much, but not why. And that really is a HUGE amount of salt, even if it is divided between 4 portions. I didn't realise you could ask for them without salt though. Am I allowed to ask for a burger with real bread rather than the weird substance they use in their 'buns'?

If this were true, I would have to wear clown shoes.

Precooked, coated in sugar and dehydrated. Mmmmm! Sounds nutritious!