I'd say that women know whether or not they're interested immediately, but ACT on that interest much more slowly than men. The social stakes for 'hooking up' have historically been much heavier for women.
I think 'amused' should be a larger wedge in the pie chart.
Beer is made of malted barley, hops, water and yeast. The sugar content of the malt allows beer of about 8 percent alcohol. In order to get higher alcohol content, sugar must be added, or distilled spirits. Therefore it is not beer, it is beer flavored liquor.
Stashed under the couch? Aw, poop. Kinda hoping for something more Dickensian, a feline 'Fagin' waiting in the wings for the purloined currency from the Artful Clement.
Please tell me you were being ironic and just forgot to post the punch line.
Look at these cats on the treadmill http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fOiKSGio-gQ
I think 'amused' should be a larger wedge in the pie chart.