"sur la paille" (on the straw) is figurative for without money

one again neatorama has put me in stiches

"with a single nipple." I think you mean cap. The percussion cap which ignites the powder fits on the nipple.

The perfect gift for us Scrooges. I think it was Dennis Hopper who said "If people think you're crazy they'll leave you alone."

Cute! But, I've gotta be that person - that's crochet!

Now see, when we were asked to vote for cutest tushes, I voted for the elephant butts, but found my vote was the minority. But I think this photo just proves my point, and apparently it's by-product is both tasty and profitable -- that couldn't be said of the other candidates. It's a win-win. ;^)

So, does IKEA have a liquor license, or was the monkey sotted before he got there? Too bad he had to drink alone. Maybe the cat will join him next time!

That cat in a suit cracks me up.

I think it's lovely irony that a grumpy face makes so many people smile ^___^

That must be what they call 'heavy petting.'

Heh, very cute :)

So that's how is babby formed!

Whatever you think of the tree, the music is the most annoying part of the whole thing.