My family has a long-running joke of saying any wrapped gift by which the contents are obvious by its shape is a tennis racket. This started when I was collecting cassettes as a kid in the 80s. "Oh, that's a tennis racket." I have never actually received a tennis racket, though!
It's worth noting that no, I don't think child kidnappings are funny, but all of the kids in these pictures are perfectly fine and most are even full-grown adults now. Also, I am not afraid of Santa and think that those who work as Santas at malls across the nation are almost all kind and generous people, but everyone takes a bad picture here and there and these images really are just plain funny.
Also, I am not afraid of Santa and think that those who work as Santas at malls across the nation are almost all kind and generous people, but everyone takes a bad picture here and there and these images really are just plain funny.
Or so I've heard.