I usually can't stand to watch shows with laugh tracks.

I found that joke very funny once explained. :D

Beautiful!

I believe they've had those here in Montreal for a while.

I'm a clarinetist. I know clarinets aren't that big, but how on earth does one stash a clarinet in a waistband?

It's "definitely", not "definately."

I love Nickelodeon!

I've heard black dogs have the same problem (not being adopted as much as other dogs.)
I heard that black cats and dogs have the problem of not appearing well in photographs, so maybe that's a reason they're not adopted.

I like all cats and dogs, regardless of their colour!

I'm in luck - I don't have a cell phone.

But does it dust knuckles? :P

I did this once at Girl Guide camp, though with vanilla cake. Delicious!

I've heard of bragging on Facebook being referred to as "Facebragging." I had a friend who did it all the time, so I unsubscribed from her (without unfriending her - I mean, I do like her and all.)

I want all of those animals!

I'm not sure how "mentally disabled" would be defined. I don't consider everyone with a mental illness mentally disabled, but I don't know where to draw the line.

I had to append a 2 to my username because I couldn't figure out how to use my old username of Muzition.

I love the new Neatorama!