Yep, they have those here, all right. We have had all sorts of flavours of Slushies over the years - two that stand out in my mind are "Christmas Tree" and "Crushed Smurf."
There seems to be conflicting stories about this creature - the CBC says "This tiny monkey-like creature weighed an ounce or less and wasn't a direct ancestor."
Thankfully, I've never had to ride a bus with someone eating hard-boiled eggs. Those things reek! I don't know how anyone can stand to eat food that smells so bad. I prefer chocolate eggs.
Source: http://www.cbc.ca/news/technology/story/2013/06/05/science-oldest-primate-fossil.html
I prefer chocolate eggs.