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Eight Presidential Namesakes

It happens with almost every President – people name their children for whoever is in office or whoever had a profound influence on them. But sometimes those children go on to be famous in their own rights. Here are a few of them.

John Quincy Adams Nadenbousch doesn't quite roll off the tongue, does it? This particular John Quincy Adams was the commander of the Berkeley Border Guards, who helped the army at Harper's Ferry during John Brown's raid. He was a pretty important guy in the town of Martinsburg, West Virginia, owning a whiskey distillery when the Civil War broke out. The Berkeley Border Guards ended up serving under Stonewall Jackson.

Martin Van Buren Bates, AKA the Kentucky Giant, was decidedly taller than the President he was named after. Martin Van Buren was one of the shortest Presidents at 5'6"; Bates was 7'11" (for comparison, Yao Ming is 7'6").

He was a normal-sized child until about the age of six or seven, when he had a huge growth spurt. He was more than six feet fall by the time he was a teenager and weighed almost 300 pounds. He joined the Confederate Army in 1861 and became a Captain. When the war ended, he joined the circus and met 7'5" Anna Swan. They got married in 1871 in London; Queen Victoria gave them two enormous diamond-studded watches as a wedding present. The two of them had two children – the first, a girl, was stillborn and weighed about 18 pounds. The second baby, a boy, also died. He weighed 22 or 24 pounds (reports vary).

Sure, George Washington did great things for our country, but so did George Washington Trendle – he produced the Lone Ranger and The Green Hornet. He became involved in the entertainment industry when a theater owner in Detroit offered him 25 percent ownership in the business to work there. The owner had already acquired 20 movie theaters, so this was no small chunk of change. The business prospered and a broadcasting company formed from it; ABC bought it in 1946 for $3.65 million. Trendle was known as a serious tightwad and was known for shortchanging employees on salary.

Woodrow Wilson Woolwine Strode
really ran the gamut as far as careers went – he was a decathlete, a football star and a Golden Globe-nominated actor. He was famous for his shot put and high jump abilities, which were more than 50 feet and about 6'4", respectively. He played for the UCLA Bruins in 1939 before moving on to the L.A. Rams in 1946 and the Calgary Stampeders (of the Canadian Football League) in 1948. He even tried his hand at pro wrestling at one point, before turning his attention to acting. He was in lots of notable movies, including Pork Chop Hill, The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance, The Ten Commandments and Tarzan. But his award-nominated performance was in Spartacus as the man who refuses to battle Spartacus and pays the price for it.

Abraham Lincoln Erlanger was a theater man. He produced, designed, directed and owned a theater. He and his partner produced tons of Broadway shows from the 1896 until the 1930s, including Dracula, Ben-Hur and The Jazz Singer. They also opened the "Jardin de Paris" where the Ziegfeld Follies were first performed, plus the New Amsterdam Theatre and the St. James Theatre (then called Erlanger's Theatre). In 1919, he refused the demands of the Actors' Equity Association and they went on strike, shutting down all of the theaters in New York, Chicago and Boston. Erlanger hemorrhaged money and lost his stronghold over the business.

Theodore Roosevelt Radcliffe, AKA Ted or "Double Duty", was one of only a few major league baseball players to live past their 100th birthdays "(he was 103 when he died in 2005). He played for more than 30 teams, had more than 4,000 hits, more than 400 home runs, won about 500 games and had 4,000-plus strike-outs. He earned the "Double Duty" nickname because he played both catcher and pitcher in back-to-back games at Yankee Stadium in 1932. He caught for Satchel Paige in the first game and pitched a shutout in game two. Ty Cobb said once that Radcliffe, as a catcher, wore a chest protector that said "Thou shalt not steal". In the 1960s, he was a scout for the Cleveland Indians.

William McKinley Randle, Jr., went by the name Bill Randle. He was a DJ in Detroit who helped launch the careers of The Four Lads, Bobby Darin and Fats Domino. Time Magazine called him the top DJ in America in 1950. He left radio a rich man in the 1960s and received his undergraduate degree at Wayne State, his law degree from Oklahoma City University, his doctorate in American studies and master's in sociology from Western Reserve University, his master's in journalism from Kent State and his master's in education from Cleveland State. Whew. At the age of 64, he passed the Bar exam and started his own practice in Lakewood, Ohio.

Monty Franklin Pierce Stratton,
AKA Gander, was a pitcher for the White Sox for five years, from 1934 until 1938, when he had to get his right leg amputated after a freak hunting accident. He stayed with the team for a couple years after that as a coach and a batting practice pitcher, using a wooden leg to get around. In 1946, he was able to pitch for the minor league and won 18 games in the East Texas League. This amazing comeback was the inspiration for The Stratton Story, starring Jimmy Stewart and June Allyson in 1949.

Top 10 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents

Technology has always played a big role in fighting terrorism. Some inventions are truly useful and will undoubtedly save lives, whereas others are so bizarre that one wonders how in the world they got patented. This list is about the latter: Behold the Top 10 Strangest Anti-Terrorism Patents!

(Note: yes, most of these patents cite fighting terrorism as raison d'être)

Anti-Terrorist Truck

U.S. Patent 4667565, Rapid response patrol and antiterrorist vehicle by Reg. A. Anderson. Issued May 26, 1987.

Problem: Terrorists can pop up at any time, leaving local authorities totally defenseless against their raging attacks.

Solution: When terrorists walk past this non-descript truck parked quietly on the street, its roof pops out to reveal a machine gun turret! If that doesn't strike fear into the heart of Jihadis, well ... then we can still mow 'em down!

Bonus: Also great for battling zombies.

Face Protector Against Poisonous Gas

U.S. Patent 7107990, Portable face protector for protecting human being from poisonous gas and securing visibility by Kuk-Bin Lee. Issued Aug 30, 2004.

Problem: Terrorists may use poisonous gas to terrorize civilians, and gas masks are not very attractive looking.

Solution: A portable face protector (10), probably inspired by Robin's mask, and a piece of cloth (22) to cover the mouth and nose.

Bonus: Also protects against flatulence.

Biohazard Suit with Built-In Toilet

U.S. Patent 6920646, Human waste management suit, by Caleb Clark Crye, Gregg M. Thompson, and Eric Owen Fehlberg. Issued Jul 26, 2005.

Problem: You got to wear a biohazard suit to protect against biological or chemical weapons ... but as soon as you put it on, you really gotta go!

Solution: A biohazard suit with a built-in toilet! Just squat a little bit and go.

Bonus: Hazardous fumes are sealed inside the suit, thus preventing embarrassing smell from adding extra stress to an already strenuous situation.

Potential Complications: How do you wipe?

Railroad Missile System

U.S. Patent 4896580, Railroad missile garrison system, by Ron Rudnicki. Issued Jan 30, 1990.

Problem: Terrorists may attack a missile silo, a stationary target if there ever is one.

Solution: Make it mobile. Here's a patent for a railroad missile garrison system that launches ICBMs from rail cars of a train.

Bonus: Makes a great movie plot!

Doggie Earphone

U.S. Patent 6591786, Device and method for safetly inserting an electronic device in an ear of a four-legged non-human trained animal, by Eric R. Davis. Issued Jul 15, 2003.

Problem: It's well known that Al Qaeda terrorists hate dogs, but how do you tell the animals to get to these dirty SOBs if they can't hear you? (You being a far away, of course, preferably in the safety and comfort of a bunker.)

Solution: a custom-fitting earpiece for dogs so they can receive verbal instructions remotely.

Bonus: The method specifically said four-legged non-human animal, so I'm thinking this will work with goats. Attack goats.

Airplane Trap Door

U.S. Patent 6844817, Aircraft anti-terrorism security system, by Wolfgang Gleine. Issued Jan 18, 2005.

Problem: Terrorists want to hijack a plane by trying to break down the cockpit door.

Solution: After hardening the cockpit door, airlines should add the next logical step: airplane trap door that springs open to entrap terrorists below deck.

Bonus: Great prank to pull on the co-pilot going on a bathroom break.

Improvement Suggestion: Add an alligator pit to the trap door ... or better yet, some motherf-ckin' snakes on the motherf-ckin pit!

Airplane Sleeping Gas System

U.S. Patent 6499693, Aircraft to respond to threats, by Ariel S. Rogson. Issued Dec 31, 2002.

Problem: Terrorists are almost successful in breaking down the cockpit door...

Solution: Gas 'em! Here's a system that puts incapacitating gas into the plane's ventilation system. After everyone's knocked unconscious, the pilot can land the plane and let the police deal with the hijackers.

Potential Complications: Better hope the terrorists aren't carrying the Face Protector Against Poisonous Gas invention listed above. Also, the gas knocks out everybody, passengers and terrorists alike, which leads us to ...

Passenger Control System During Flight

U.S. Patent 6970105, Passenger control system during a plane flying, by Paolo Valletta. Issued Nov 29, 2005.

Problem: A terrorist is onboard, and you want to disable him without harming the other passengers.

Solution: Make all passengers wear armbands that monitors their body for signs of falsehood and evil (ooh, say heart pulsation and blood pressure - hey, it's in the patent application, mmkay?). And did I mention there's a syringe filled with a strong tranquilizer connected to the thing? One "anomalous emotional condition," then off to dreamland they go!

Bonus: Works for unruly kids.

Explosion Containment Net

U.S. Patent 6854374, Explosion containment net, by O. Alan Breazeale. Issued Feb 15, 2005.


That you, Solid Snake?

Problem: Suicide bombers may detonate their bomb and kill a lot of people.

Solution: It may look like an umbrella, but that's actually a kevlar net fired from a special gun to encapsulate and contain a bomb's blast. The net also contains a tube for dispensing fire suppressant agent (the tank is worn on the back of the net operator in Figures 6 and 7 above).

Bonus: Great for fishing or tackling

Mobile Crematorium

U.S. Patent 6729247, Mobile crematorium, by Andrew and Nelle Brown. Issued May 4, 2004.

Problem: When all effort to prevent a large scale act of terrorism failed and the body count of victims is high, then something is needed to get rid of the bodies ...

Solution: A mobile crematorium - basically a combustion chamber on wheels.

Bonus: Probably makes a mean BBQ! Also works to get rid of dead zombies.


Board Games Part Two: Gumdrops and the O.R. (plus three more)

As promised, here's the follow-up story to my board games article from last week, when we discussed Monopoly, Clue, Life and Scrabble. I guess I'm feeling nostalgic today, because I feel like writing about the oldies-but-goodies – the games that entertained you when you were a little shaver. At least, they entertained me. By the way, does anyone know where the phrase "little shaver" comes from? Ah, at any rate:

Candyland



A beloved game, to be sure, and a hard-to-resist brightly-colored game board with fun locations that make me think of Candy Mountain (Charlie the Unicorn, anyone??). Some trivia for you:

• The game was designed by Eleanor Abbott while she was recovering from polio in the '40s. She wanted children who were also suffering from the disease to have something fun to do to bide their time.
• The first version of the game was sold for a mere $1.00. The advertising said it fulfilled the "sweet tooth yearning of the younger set without the tummy ache aftereffects" and also "A sweet little game for sweet little folks".
• If you want to know the mathematical analysis of the length of a game (and who doesn't), you can!
• Candyland.com was registered for an adult Web site. Hasbro sued and won.
• Want to see a more, um, violent history of Candy Land? Here you go.
• Characters include: The Kids, The Gingerbread People, Mr. Mint, Gramma Nutt, King Kandy, Jolly, Plumpy (taken out of the most recent version of the game), Mama Ginger Tree (replaced Plumpy), Princess Lolly (renamed 'Lolly' after 2002 edition), Queen Frostine (renamed 'Princess Frostine' after 2002 edition), Lord Licorice, Gloppy the Molasses Monster (renamed Gloppy the Chocolate Monster). I love the idea of a bunch of executives in business suits at Hasbro sitting in a conference room discussing the change of these names.

Bob: "Based on recent surveys, we have found that children don't relate to 'Queen' Frostine. Based on the Disney 'princess' movement, we're seeing a paradigm shift in consumerism. I think we need to be proactive and leverage the movement for our own purposes and facilitate the title change to Princess Frostine."

Jim: "What about Princess Lolly? If Princess Frostine is going to be our cash cow, I'm not sure we should have another princess competing."

Tom: "That's a good point, Jim. Here's a thought. Going forward, what if we just call her 'Lolly?'"

Bob: "I think that's a home run, Tom. That's low-hanging fruit. Now, let me run this by you – how do you guys feel about 'Plumpy'? I'm not sure that's reflecting the diverse nature of our customers."

Jim: "You're right, Bob, I've been considering that. What I propose is a character that represents the audience who is actually responsible for the purchase of this product – the mothers. I was throwing some ideas against the wall to see what would stick and here's what I came up with – Mama Ginger Tree."

Tom: "Is that offensive to redheads?"

Sorry. I go off on tangents sometimes.

Operation




You know, in researching this, I realized I don't remember the actual rules of operation. I just remember trying to pull bits out of the "patient" without touching the edges. But, there are rules to it, and they go like this: Specialist cards are handed out to everyone at the beginning of the game. Then players take turns drawing doctor cards, which ask the players to remove a certain piece from the patient. If they fail, then whichever player has the corresponding Specialist card for the piece in question gets to have a go at it. If they succeed, they get double the money that the original player would have. The winner is the player with the most money at the end.

• The game was invented in 1965 by John Spinello and snatched up by Milton Bradley the same year.
• The "patient" is named Cavity Sam.
• The ailments are: Adam's Apple, Broken Heart, Wrenched Ankle, Butterflies in the Stomach, Spare Ribs, Water on the Knee, Funny Bone, Charley Horse, Writer's Cramp, The Ankle Bone's Connected to the Knee Bone (which is a rubber band, not a plastic piece like the others), Wish Bone and Bread Basket. At 1,000 points, the Bread Basket is worth the most.
• Fans voted to have a new piece added to the game in 2003 – the winner was Brain Freeze, an ice cream cone-shaped piece in the brain. Other contenders were Tennis Elbow and Growling Stomach.
• Other versions include Shrek, Spider-Man, SpongeBob SquarePants and the Simpsons.
• In 2007, a version was released with three different skill levels – and you're timed. Also, Cavity Sam has a heart monitor and you can give him oxygen to buy more time.

Guess Who



This one is a little more recent (1987, to be exact) but used to be one of my favorites. Flipping down the tiles was just so satisfying.

  • The comic book geek in your life can still enjoy Guess Who – the Marvel Heroes version, although the name is a little misleading because it includes both heroes and villains. In fact, here are the characters: Captain America, Thor, Cyclops, Dr. Octopus, Mr. Fantastic, the Invisible Woman, the Human Torch, the Thing, Daredevil, Bullseye, Beast, the Hulk, She-Hulk, Spider-Man, Wolverine, Dr. Doom, Nightcrawler, Rogue, the Lizard, Juggernaut, Venom, Storm, the Green Goblin and Iron Man. I wonder if there are different rules to this game, because it seems to me that "Are his claws made of adamantium?" is a little too obvious. Or maybe not, since you would only eliminate one person if you were wrong.

  • • Guess Where? Is similar to Guess Who? On a house gameboard, eight family members are pets are randomly placed. Your opponent asks yes or no questions to determine who is where.
    • If you're like me, you always wanted to make your own version of Guess Who? Well, this girl did:

    Her version includes Gene Simmons, Marilyn Manson, Tom Petty, Sid Vicious, Annie Lennox, Janis Joplin, the lead singer from Flock of Seagulls, Avril Lavigne, Paris Hilton, Enrique Inglasias, Billy Idol, Slash, Michael Jackson, Madonna, Tommy Lee, Kurt Cobain, Shirley Manson, Sebastian Bach, Axel Rose, Amy Lee, Alice Cooper, Steven Tyler. and Ozzy.
    Here's how you can make your own, if you're Craftily-inclined.

    Chutes (or Snakes) and Ladders



    The version of this game most of us are probably thinking about is the Milton Bradley version that has been around since at least 1952. But the game itself is ancient. See for yourself:

    • The game was played in ancient India and was known then as Moksha Patamu. It's believed that the game has existed (in some version or another) since 2 B.C. Ladders represented good qualities like faith, humility, generosity, honesty. Snakes/chutes represented the flip side – lust, anger, theft, murder. The ideal was to reach salvation – Moksha – by doing good deeds, and bad deeds will send you backwards in life (Patamu). There were less ladders than snakes to remind everyone that being good is much harder than sinning.
    • By 1892, it made its way to Victorian England, where the good qualities and bad qualities changed to suit the times. Good = thrift and industry, Bad = indulgence and disobedience.
    • By the time the game reached the U.S., the morality was still there but was toned down a bit. The snakes were changed to chutes and the board was given a playground theme. At the top of chutes, there were pictures of children doing something bad or foolish. The chutes could lead all the way to the bottom of the game, where it shows children being punished. The bottom of the ladders show a kid doing some sort of a good deed and the top of the game showed children enjoying a reward. Honestly, I don't know that I ever made the connection – anyone else? Or was I a particularly unobservant child?
    • Some Canadian versions of the game use toboggan runs instead of chutes.

    Mouse Trap



    I didn't realize this, but Mouse Trap has been around since 1963. I loved this game when I had the patience to set up all of the pieces… which wasn't that often.

    • Here are all of the contraptions: The player turns the crank which rotates the gears, causing the lever to move and push the stop sign against the shoe, which tips the bucket holding the metal ball, which rolls downstairs and into the pipe, which leads it to hit the rod held by the hands, causing the bowling ball to fall from the top of the rod, roll down the groove, fall into and then out of the bottom of the bathtub, landing on the diving board. The weight of the bowling ball sends the diver through the air and into the bucket, making the cage fall from the post to trap the player who is on the spot under the cage. Whew.
    • The game was inspired by Rube Goldberg, who was famous for creating insanely complicated machines to perform an insanely menial task. Examples of Rube Goldberg machines include lots of Wallace's inventions in the Wallace and Gromit series, lots of contraptions in The Goonies and the device Ferris Bueller rigs up to fake his mom out when she comes home in the middle of the day to check on her ailing son. Oh, and Doc Brown makes use of multiple Rube Goldberg machines in at least a couple of the Back to the Futures.
  • Despite the similarities between the game and a Rube Goldberg drawing, the game designer, Marvin Glass, refused to pay royalties to Goldberg. He even went so far to design two other games "inspired" by Goldberg drawings – Crazy Clock and Fish Bait. Goldberg decided not to sue and sold his licensing rights to a rival toy company.

  • Read This Post. Do Not Pass Go. Do Not Collect $200.

    I love me a good game night. Monopoly gets pretty cut-throat when we're at my in-laws – cheating bankers, people hiding money, my brother-in-law yelling at people about the free market. It's a blast, actually. But I love the word games too – Scattergories is probably my favorite, but Catch Phrase is a good time. Especially if there's alcohol involved. I've been itching for a good game night lately, so to satiate my urge until I can convince some friends to come over and be mercilessly beaten at Clue, here are a few facts about some of your favorite (at least, my favorite) games.

    Monopoly



    It's thought that Monopoly originated in the early 1900s by Elizabeth Magie, except then it was called "The Landlord's Game" (that's her original patent in the picture). A professor at the Wharton School of Finance at the University of Pennsylvania even started using Magie's version as a learning tool in his classes. Evidence shows it was also used at the University of Toledo, Smith College, Princeton, MIT and Columbia. She took different versions of The Landlord's Game to Parker Brother on several different occasions but was turned down by George Parker every time.
    Eventually, a later version of the game was played by Esther Darrow, the wife of Charles Darrow. It was Charles who changed the layout and some rules of the game and began calling it Monopoly. Darrow tried to sell Monopoly to Milton Bradley but was rejected in 1934. Bad move, Milton Bradley. But Parker Brothers again passed on the game too, saying it was too complicated, too technical and too long. However, the company heard about how well the game was selling locally and reconsidered their rejection just a year later. They bought all of Darrow's remaining inventory and helped him patent the board. They also bought Elizabeth Magie's patent to The Landlord Game to make sure that they had undisputed rights. Uh, pretty smart, considering that Monopoly has sold more than 250 million copies worldwide since then.

    • For some reason, I always thought the Monopoly guy was Uncle Moneybags. Nope. But "proper" names for him include Rich Uncle Pennybags, Milburn Pennybags and Mr. Monopoly (his most recent name). Some sources say he's loosely based on J.P. Morgan.
    • Marvin Gardens is actually a misspelling of Marven Gardens, a housing area in Margate City, N.J. In fact, all of the properties on the "classic" Monopoly board are named after places or streets near or in Atlantic City, N.J.
    • In the London version of the game, Trafalgar Square is a red property, Piccadilly is yellow, Regent, Oxford and Bond Streets are green and the blue properties are Mayfair and Park Lane. The railroads are replaced by Underground stops (King's Cross, Marylebone, Fenchurch Street Station and Liverpool Street Station).
    • Neiman Marcus once sold an all-chocolate edition. The whole set, including dice, money, hotels and board, was edible.
    • F.A.O. Schwarz in NYC sold a $100,000 version, which included 18-carat game pieces, a rosewood board, real money, street names written in gold leaf and various gems scattered across the board.
    • The most expensive board even made is a set worth $2 million It's made of 23-carat gold and has rubies and sapphires embedded in the top of each house and hotel.
    • Various versions of Monopoly include Batman, ESPN, Family Guy, American Idol, Nintendo, Sephora, and, honestly, just about any other version you can possibly think of.

    Clue



    What we in North America know as Clue, the rest of the world knows as Cluedo. Would you believe that it was invented by a part-time clown? Totally true. Anthony E. Pratt invented the game in England and it was published for the first time in 1949 by a British company. Bought by Parker Brothers, the U.S. version came out the same year.

    • The dead dude is known as Mr. Boddy in North America, but he's Dr. Black everywhere else. Also, Mr. Green is apparently alias Reverend Green in some parts of the world.
    • Also, some of the Clue characters have little-known first names. They are: Colonel Michael Mustard, Miss Josephine Scarlet, Professor Peter Plum, Reverend/Mr. John Green, Mrs. Blanche White and Mrs. Elizabeth Peacock.
    • Characters used in other or deluxe versions of Clue include Miss Peach (not to be confused with Princess Peach), Lady Lavender, Prince Azure, Rusty Naylor and Captain Brown.
    • The original nine weapons were axe, shillelagh, bomb, rope, dagger, pistol, syringe, poison and poker.

    The Game of Life



    Life has been around since 1861... not in the format we recognize today, of course. Milton Bradley himself invented "The Checkered Game of Life" when his lithography business started to go down the tubes (his major product was a portrait of clean-shaven Lincoln… when Lincoln grew the beard, Bradley went out of business).
    He had actually been circulating the game on a smaller scale before his clean-shaven Lincoln lithograph took off, but he abandoned it once demand for his lithograph increased. After that plummeted, he focused more attention on marketing and ended up selling more than 40,000 games in 1861 alone – no small feat for that time period!

    • Milton Bradley used a spinner to count the number of spaces people could move because dice were associated with gambing.
    • In the original Checkered Game of Life, landing on the "Suicide" square put people out of the game completely. Obviously.
    • Other squares on the original game board included Prison, Infancy, Ruin, Gambling, Disgrace, Honesty, Truth, Cupid, Industry and "Happy Old Age" (the goal of the game).
    • One interesting variant (among many) is The Game of Redneck Life. Careers include Mullet Salon Operator and Monster Truck Announcer. The goal of the game is to get out with as many teeth as you can – through the various fights and brawls you get into over the course of the game, this can prove to be pretty challenging. I'm dead serious.

    Scrabble



    Scrabble came about in 1939 when architect Alfred Mosher Butts modified a game he had been working on earlier – Lexiko. At first he called it Criss-Crosswords and based the values of the letters on based on letter usages from the New York Times (and other reputable sources). In 1948, he allowed James Brunot to manufacture the game as long as he got a cut of each board sold… which wasn't much, at first. They actually lost money the first year they produced it. Legend goes, though, that the President of Macy's played the game while on vacation and, upon his return to work, was shocked that his store didn't carry it. When they did start to carry it, sales skyrocketed.

    • There are 96 two-letter words that are "legal" in Scrabble… including 10 that are spelled with vowels only. I'm so learning those.
    • A typical Scrabble board has 225 squares.
    • The highest known score for a single word in competition Scrabble is 392. In 1982, Dr. Saladin Khoshnaw achieved this score for the word "caziques," which means "Indian chief."
    • The highest possible score a player can get in Scrabble on a first turn is for the word MUZJIKS (128 points).

    I realize there's tons of beloved board games I've missed, so maybe I'll turn this into a series… a three-parter, or something. Sorry!, Candyland, Chutes and Ladders, Risk, Trivial Pursuit. Lots of options. Have one you'd like to read about? Leave it in the comments and maybe I'll add it to the list!

    Eight Famous OCD Sufferers

    Everyone knows Howard Hughes was obsessive-compulsive (among other things) and I bet lots of us who grew up on Double Dare shudder to think of the OCD Marc Summers dealing with all of the goo and muck as the host of the messy game show.

    Although these celebrities have shared their battles rather publicly, there are a few out there who suffer from OCD quietly. Like who? Read on to find out…

    Cameron Diaz



    Despite her memorable "hair gel" scene in There's Something About Mary, Cameron Diaz can't stand germs and other people's "fluids", as she puts it. She says she rubs doorknobs so hard to get them clean before opening them that the paint wears off. She washes her hands and floors "many times" every day and uses her elbows to open doors so she won't get germs on her hands.

    Billy Bob Thornton



    Billy Bob Thornton became good friends with neighbor Warren Zevon when Warren saw Billy Bob return to the mailbox three times in the span of a couple of minutes. Warren identified Billy Bob as a fellow obsessive-compulsive and the two of them bonded over their phobias. Among Billy Bob's is a phobia of antique furniture, which he wrote into a character in Sling Blade. He also fears some kinds of silverware, which shows up in his Monster's Ball character.

    David Beckham



    Sure, he's good looking, talented, funny, has great hair and lots of money, but David Beckham has his struggles, too. He hates odd numbers and is obsessed with symmetry - if there's three of something, he has to hide the third somewhere out of sight. If something's slightly askew, he can't rest until the row has been straightened. Before he can settle into a hotel room, he says he puts all of the books and pamphlets together in a drawer. You have to wonder, though, if his odd number phobia means he and Posh will be adding to their brood – currently three boys – soon.

    Leonardo DiCaprio



    You know the old saying, "Step on a crack and you'll break your mother's back"? Leonardo DiCaprio used to take that little rhyme very seriously. As a kid, he could not step on cracks or other designated spots. He overcame this particular disorder until he played Howard Hughes in The Aviator. He revisited his old ways to try to get into Hughes' famously phobic character and ended up falling back into the habit – he was frequently late for filming because he had a specific way he had to walk to get to the set and would have to retrace his steps if anything went awry.

    Alec Baldwin



    Alec Baldwin says he has developed quite the fixation on cleanliness over the years. He says he can come home and immediately tell if a book is out of place and insists on doing household chores before his housekeeper does, even to the point that he will miss a plane if it means getting his dishes done.

    Jennifer Love Hewitt



    I can relate to this one – Jennifer Love Hewitt says she can't go to sleep if there are any doors open in the house – including cabinet doors and closet doors. She thinks she inherited her OCD from her mother, who counts steps. I do that, too.

    Charles Darwin



    It's not just contemporary celebrities who suffer from OCD – evidence shows that Darwin may have suffered from OCD, among a laundry list of other possible disorders, including panic disorder, agoraphobia and hypochondria. This may be one of the causes of his detailed accounts of things – he even recorded how loud and strong the ringing in his ears was on a daily basis.

    Nikola Tesla



    No doubt Nikola Tesla was a genius – he was an inventor, physicist, mechanical and electrical engineer.
    He was also an extreme germophobe – he hated hair unless it was his own and found jewelry disgusting. He did things in three or numbers divisible by three; he always used 18 napkins, estimated the mass of everything he was going to eat and would not eat with a woman if it was just the two of them.

    Of course, this is by no means an inclusive list - in addition to the previously mentioned Howard Hughes and Marc Summers, there's also Delta Burke, Zach Braff, Howie Mandel, David Sedaris, Joey Ramone and more.

    8 Odd Facts About Charles Dickens

    Reprinted from Uncle John's Bathroom Reader: Fast-Acting Long-Lasting.

    "It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness ..." wrote Charles Dickens, whose life was a rich mixture of all of the above. Here are the 8 odd facts about the novelist:

    WHAT THE DICKENS?

    Charles Dickens was the first literary superstar - his popular works reached a wider audience than any writer before him. With classics like Oliver Twist, A Christmas Carol, Great Expectations, A Tale of Two Cities, and David Copperfield, Dickens dominated the literary life of 19th-century England and the United States. But like many remarkable people, Dickens was a complex, multi-layered individual, full of peculiar quirks and odd habits.

    OBSESSIVE-COMPULSIVE. Dickens was preoccupied with looking in the mirror and combing his hair - he did it hundreds of times a day. He rearranged furniture in his home - if it wasn't in the exact "correct" position, he couldn't concentrate. Obsessed with magnetic fields, Dickens made sure that every bed he slept in was aligned north-south. He had to touch certain objects three times for luck. He was obsessed with the need for tidiness, often cleaning other homes as well as his own.

    NICKNAME-IAC. Just as some of his most endearing characters had odd nicknames (like Pip in Great Expectations), Dickens gave every one of his ten children nicknames like "Skittles" and "Plorn."

    EPILEPTIC. Dickens suffered from epilepsy and made some of his characters - like Oliver Twist's brother - epileptics. Modern doctors are amazed at the medical accuracy of his descriptions of this malady.

    PRACTICAL JOKER. Dicken's study had a secret door designed to look like a bookcase. The shelves were full of fake books with witty titles, such as Noah's Arkitecture and a nine-volume set titled Cat's Lives. One of his favorites was a multi-volume series called The Wisdom of Our Ancestors, dealing with subjects like ignorance, superstition, disease, and instruments of torture, and a companion book titled The Virtues of Our Ancestors, which was so narrow that the title had to be printed vertically.

    EGOMANIAC. Dickens often referred to himself as "the Sparkler of Albion," favorably comparing himself to Shakespeare's nickname, "the Bard of Avon." (Albion is an archaic name for England.)

    FAIR-WEATHER FRIEND. Hans Christian Andersen was Dicken's close friend and mutual influence. Andersen even dedicated his book Poet's Day Dream to Dickens in 1853. But this didn't stop Dickens from letting Andersen know when he'd overstayed his welcome at Dickens's home. He printed a sign and left it on Andersen's mirror in the guest room. It read: "Hans Andersen slept in this room for five weeks, which seemed to the family like AGES."

    MESMERIST. Dickens was a devotee of mesmerism, a system of healing through hypnotism. He practiced it on his hypochondriac wife and his children, and claimed to have healed several friends and associates.

    CLIFF-HANGER. When The Old Curiosity Shop was published in serial form in 1841, readers all over Britain and the United States followed the progress of the heroine, Little Nell, with the same fervor that audiences today follow Harry Potter. When the ship carrying the last installment approached the dock in New York, 6,000 impatient fans onshore called out to the sailors, "Does Little Nell die?" (They yelled back that ... uh-oh, we're out of room.)

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    8 Golden Rules and 1 Not-So-Golden One

    The following is an article from Uncle John's All-Purpose Extra-Strength Bathroom Reader. Did you know that there's a version of the Golden Rule in most (maybe all) major religions? Here are eight translations of religious texts ... and one secular commentary. (Note: you can get the Golden Rule poster to the left at Scarboro Missions) CHRISTIANITY
    "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them, for this is the law and the prophets." - Matthew 7:12
    JUDAISM
    "What is harmful to you, do not to your fellow men. That is the entire Law; all the rest is commentary." - Talmud, Shabbat, 312
    HINDUISM
    "This is the turn of duty; do naught unto others which could cause you pain if done to you." - Mahabharata, 5, 1517
    CONFUCIANISM
    "Surely it is the maxim of loving-kindness: Do not unto other that you would not have them do unto you." - Analects, 15, 23
    TAOISM
    "Regard your neighbor's gain as your own gain and your neighbor's loss as your own loss." - T'sai Shang Kan Ying P'ien
    BUDDHISM
    "Hurt not others in ways you yourself would find hurtful." - Udana-Varga, 5, 18
    ZOROASTRIANISM
    "That nature alone is good which refrains from doing unto another whatsoever is not good for itself." - Didistan-i-dinik, 94, 5
    ISLAM
    "No one of you is a believer until he desires for his brother that which he desires for himself." - Sunnah
    SECULAR VIEW "Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same." - George Bernard Shaw
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    Six Micronations You Can Join (Petoria, anyone?)

    Admit it – you've thought about what life would be like if you ruled your own country. I would make an awesome Queen, just for the record. Diet Coke would flow from kitchen faucets, scientists would put all of the vitamins and minerals you need into low-calorie mint-chocolate chip ice cream and the Killers would sing our national anthem.

    OK, so maybe not everyone would want to live in Conradtia, but that's fine. I'll declare myself a micronation.

    Micronations usually exist only on paper or in the minds of their creators and aren't recognized by governments or organizations or anything like that (so… maybe Conradtia already exists?!). Although some micronations actually have their own currency, stamps, passports, flags and other "national" memorabilia, none of it is considered valid except to the people who, well, consider it valid. If that makes any sense. It's different than an imaginary country, because in this case the "rulers" of the micronations actively seek to be recognized by world governments.

    Now that we've established that, let's take a look at a few micronations.

    Sealand



    Sealand is arguably the best-known of all micronations. It started out as the humble HM Fort Roughs during WWII, built by the U.K. for defense against German aircrafts. Its location is about six miles from the coast of Suffolk in international waters. At its peak, up to 300 military personnel lived on the HM Fort Roughs; the last of them moved off the base in 1956.
    That's when Major Paddy Roy Bates took over. He was a pirate radio broadcaster who wanted to broadcast his radio station from the platform.
    When the Royal Navy entered Sealand's "territorial waters" to service a navigational buoy, Bates' son fired off warning shots. He was summoned to English court because of his actions, but nothing came of it because Sealand was outside of the (then) three-mile limit of the country's waters. Following this success, the Bates' wrote a constitution; composed a national anthem and designed a flag, currency and passports.

    Roy Bates and his wife, Joan, call themselves the Prince and Princess of Sealand (why not King and Queen, I wonder?). Their son is "His Royal Highness Prince Michael", but the Bates family refers to him as the "Prince Regent". Following a fire in 1999, the Bates' moved back to England but still retain "ownership" of Sealand.
    Oddly, Sealand citizens have competed at various sporting events and have even taken home medals in honor of the micronation. Mountaineer Slader Oviatt carried the Sealandic flag to the top of Muztagh Ata in 2004 and in 2007, Michael Martelle represented Sealand in the World Cup of Kung Fu, held in Quebec City, Canada, where he won two silver medals.

    Kugelmugel



    Kugelmugel is a micronation located in Vienna. The Republic of Kugelmugel emerged in 1984 when artist Edwin Lipburger and Austrian authorities began feuding over building permits for Lipburger's house. Independence was declared, Lipburger stopped paying taxes and began printing up his own stamps. This earned him a prison sentence, but the Austrian President pardoned him. His house, 2, Antifaschismusplatz" (Anti-Fascism Square) is the only building in the Republic.

    Principality of Seborga



    This one dates back, some say to the year 954. Although it's located in the Italian region of Liguria near the French border, the Count of Ventimiglia ceded Seborga to the monks of Lerino. In 1079, the Abbot of the monastery was made a Prince of the Holy Roman Empire with authority over the Principality of Seborga. In 1729, the principality was sold to the Kingdom of Piedmont-Sardinia. However, this sale was never registered by its new owner, which leaves Seborga floating… no pun intended.
    In 1815, the Congress of Vienna failed to include Seborga in the redistribution of European territories, and it was overlooked again in 1861 in the Act of Unification of Italy. In the early '60s, the head of the local flower-growers co-op, started to convince people that Seborga was actually an independent nation. People agreed with his logic and elected him "Head of State". He started going by Giorgio I, Prince of Seborga. He is known locally as "Your Tremendousness" or "your Terrificness".

    It's really more in good fun than anything else, though – the residents of Seborga still pay Italian taxes and vote in Italian elections.

    Elleore



    The Kingdom of Elleore is uninhabited except for the one week of the year that all of its citizens gather to elect new royalty (or vote to keep the same ones in place). It's actually an island located on the east coast of Denmark. It was bought in 1944 by some teachers from Copenhagen who wanted to use the island as a summer camp. After they bought it, they declared independence (tongue-in-cheek) and began issuing stamps and coins. They also have "Elleore Standard Time", which is 12 minutes ahead of Danish time.

    The Kingdom of Lovely



    Comic writer Danny Wallace founded the Kingdom of Lovely (his flat in London) in 2005. Despite its small size, the Kingdom of Lovely has 58,165 citizens registered on its Web site. The founding of Lovely was documented for the BBC from 2004-2005 in a series called How to Start Your Own Country. The show followed Wallace as he tried to get official recognition for his country at the U.N. (he didn't) and the appointments of various positions in Wallace's cabinet. For instance, Lovely's Minister of Defense is Wallace's friend Jon Bond, who was once a security guard at Tesco.

    Talossa



    Talossa was founded on December 26, 1979, by Robert Madison of Milwaukee, Wis. His mother had just died and he declared his bedroom an independent territory (Talossa means "inside the house" in Finnish). As Madison got older, he expanded his territory to include most of Milwaukee's east side, plus the French Island of Cézembre and part of Antarctica.
    When Madison was a kid, residents of Talossa were pretty much confined to a handful of friends and relatives. In the mid '90s, though, his Web site popped up in the media and dozens of people joined the kingdom.
    In June 2004, Talossa broke into two different pieces – the Kingdom of Talossa and the Republic of Talossa. In 2005, Madison passed the torch to his wife's grandson, Louis, who became King Louis on August 16. He reigned for a little more than a year and a new King – John Woolley – was elected on March 14, 2007. The Kingdom currently has 117 citizens.

    5 Classics Written Under the Influence

    Many writers seek extreme experiences, including getting drunk / high / ecstatic / wasted / buzzed. And while we're not exactly advocating altered states here, it did seem to take the edge off their writer's block.

    So, who says drugs and alcohol aren't useful? For one thing, they're responsible for some of the world's greatest literature. Here are 5 classics written under the influence.

    1. Collected Poetry, Li Po (701 - 762)

    One of the best of the T'ang dynasty poets in seventh-century China, Li Po wrote many poems about drinking. In his poems and in many poems of the classic era of Chinese poetry, alcohol has two functions. First of all, it brings friends together to sing, to reminisce, to have great little parties at which everyone gets tight and starts having poetry contests. Well, great!

    Second, it acts as a muse, a way to relax and release the poet into fantasies and meditations that are good for the creation of poetry. See? Nothing new. Artists have been saying for centuries that if you take drugs, you make better art. They've often felt that the perceptual expansion offered by drugs lets them have better, more suprising insights. Or at least they think they do!

    Li Po and his pals obviously felt that wine helped you be a better poet. Of course, being continuously sozzled comes with its own problems. Legend has it that Li died when, in a drunken state, he tried to embrace the reflection of the moon in a lake and fell in.

    2. "Kubla Khan," Samuel Taylor Coleridge (1772 - 1834)

    After smoking opium, Coleridge fell asleep, and when he awoke he was on fire with images. He set to writing at a white-hot pace - until he was interrupted. When he returned to the poem an hour later, the vision was gone. He'd lost the moment. The result is one of the wildest, most puzzling poems of all time.

    A lot of people like the fact that it was written under the influence: it had a period of great popularity in the 1960s. And back when it was published (1816), people took it as the quintessential Romantic poem: passionate, spontaneous, beyond conscious control. They also liked how "he had it all there - and then lost it," which is a nice little fable about how fleeting inspiration is.

    3. The Sun Also Rises, Ernest Hemingway (1899 - 1961)

    Like many famous writers, Hemingway battled alcoholism all his life. In The Sun Also Rises, one of his best novels, almost every character drinks continually. They're trying to ignore the realities of life after World War I, trying to ignore their hangovers, and, often, just having a great party.

    War has torn apart the old ways, and the new ways - ways of nation building, ways of writing, ways of love, ways of being men and women - are full of pain and uncertainty. And these people, though they're adults, in many ways are incomplete, crippled. Jake Barnes, the protagonist, has suffered a war wound greatly compromising his sexual function (how's that for a delicate way to put it?), and the wound becomes a metaphor for the incompleteness that everyone's drinking to forget.

    4. Being and Nothingness, Jean-Paul Sartre (1905 - 1980)

    Sartre apparently was a big ingester of mescaline to get him, er, up to speed. He also took downers to let him sleep. These facts create a big question for the history of philosophy, don't they?

    Now, many readers have felt that despite his fame as the inventor of existentialism and despite his importance in many fields of literature, thought, and politics, he's completely unreadable.

    Being and Nothingness, is supposed to be Sartre's great investigation of the experience of the absurdity and lack of intrinsic meaning in existence. When you discover nothingness, it's like a huge turning point, and there's no turning back.

    Sure wish the book was better. This thing is a twisty-turny, pompous, sloppy, contradictory mess, written in a celebratedly bad prose, whether French or English. It may be a brilliant book, but it's not a good one. Maybe, applying the Li Po principle above, Sartre should have taken more drugs.

    5. Naked Lunch, William S. Burroughs (1914 - 1997)

    Burroughs was a Beat writer and a heroin addict. His surrealistic novel influenced poets, musicians, and other addicts for the rest of the 20th century. This may be the ultimate in underground cult novels. You'll find its influence in everything from the art of Keith Haring to the poetry of Jack Kerouac to the lyrics of Steely Dan.

    One thing that's very impressive (besides the amount of drugs Burroughs reputedly took while compiling Naked Lunch) is how Burroughs uses addiction as a key metaphor for human existence. Everyone is a junkie for something - and everyone is also a narc, an agent of judgment and punishment.

    It's a brilliant insight, and it emerges from the jumble of this novel like a flash of drug-induced wisdom. Now, how many films have you seen that explore this theme? Naked Lunch is often called a novel, but it's really a collection of scenes and characters held together by the aforementioned methaphor. In fact, it doesn't hold together. Its existence is more important than its actual worth as literature. But its impact, which continues today in artists, writers, and filmmakers all over the world, is, well, psychedelic.

    Bonus: Writers Are the Craziest People

    While living in a hotel room in Brussels, Belgium, French poet Charles Baudelaire (1821 - 1867) captured a bat in a nearby graveyard, brought it back to his room, and kept it as a pet, feeding it bread and milk.
       
    Russian playwright and fiction writer Anton Chekhov (1860 - 1904) didn't have long to live. His doctor bought a bottle of Champagne and poured Chekhov a glass. He drank it down with great appreciation and remarked: "It has been so long since I've had Champagne." Then he rolled over, and Chekhov checked out.
       

    One of the strangest novels ever written may be Gates of Paradise by Polish writer Jerzy Andrzejewski (1909 - 1983). It is one-sentence long, unpunctuated, 40,000 words.

    (Photo: Marek Wojciech Druszcz / fotopolis.pl)

       
    Speaking of strange, how about Pugna Porcorum ("Battle of the Pigs"), published by the Dominican monk Léon Plaisant (Placentius) in 1530(?). The poem extends to more than 250 verses, and every word begins with the letter P! Talk about pig Latin, Playful priest produces porky poetry!
       
    French poet Gérard de Nerval (1808 - 1855) had a pet lobster that he took for walks, guiding it through the parks of the Palais Royal on a pale blue ribbon.
       
    Irish novelist James Joyce (1882 - 1942) wore five wristwatches on his arm, each set to a different time.

    From mental_floss' book Condensed Knowledge: A deliciously Irreverent Guide to Feeling Smart Again, published in Neatorama with permission. Original article written Shane Pitts and Royce Simpson.

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    Seven U.S. Presidential Nicknames (at least, ones we can print)

    George W. Bush has plenty of nicknames, including some for whether you are a supporter or not. Dubya/W., of course, Bushie, Shrub. And obviously Bill Clinton didn't escape his two terms un-nicknamed – Slick Willie, Bubba, Teflon Bill. But Presidential nicknames go all the way back to George Washington. Some of them you might be familiar with; others might surprise you. Either way, you will at least be entertained.

    John Adams

    Ouch. Poor John Adams didn't have many fans. His nicknames included His Rotundity, which was made up after Adams suggested that George Washington be referred to as "His Majesty". And Ben Franklin liked to refer to Adams as "Your Superfluous Excellency". He did have a couple of more flattering nicknames, though, such as "Father of the Navy" and "The Colossus of Debate". The latter was given to him by Thomas Jefferson because of his stellar argumentative skills.

    James Madison

    "Little Jemmy" was only 5'4", the smallest president ever. It's perhaps for this reason that Washington Irving (The Legend of Sleepy Hollow) called Madison "Withered Little Apple-John". Madison was also called "The Fugitive President" because he and celebrated wife Dolley had to flee the White House during the War of 1812.

    John Tyler

    After Tyler was named president, he pretty much abandoned his former party, the Whigs. Because of this, the nicknames "The President Without a Party" and "Traitor Tyler" were coined. He was also called "His Accidency" because he was the first Vice President to take over when the previous President (William Henry Harrison) died in office.

    Andrew Johnson

    As the first president to be impeached, Johnson didn't really inspire any friendly monikers. When he was sworn in as Lincoln's V.P., he was rather drunk, apparently to try to numb the pain of his raging typhoid fever. This earned him the nickname "Andy the Sot" before he even became president. He was also called the Tennessee Tailor, after his previous profession, and Sir Veto, because he was notorious for nixing just about everything that crossed his path.

    Rutherford B. Hayes

    Because his party "stole" the election from Democrat Samuel Tilden, Hayes was called "Rutherfraud", "His Fraudulency" and "The Usurper". An investigation was done of the whole affair and the committee found in his favor – a close vote of eight to seven, thus garnering him the name "Old Eight-to-Seven". After that drama died down, he earned the names "Granny Hayes" and "Queen Victoria in Riding Breeches" because of his extremely straight-laced ways: no smoking, drinking or gambling combined with lots of prayer and family togetherness. Nothing wrong with that, maybe, but it irritated some members of D.C. society.

    William Howard Taft

    As the largest president we've ever had, you would think that his nicknames would call more attention to Taft's size. And "Big Bill" was, but "Old Bill", "Peaceful Bill" and "Godknows Taft" were not. Godknows Taft originated when a member of the press asked the President what a man who is out of work or starving should do to rectify the situation. Taft replied, "God knows. I don’t."

    Richard Nixon

    Old "Tricky Dick", of course, and "The Trickster", but did you know Nixon was also called "Iron Butt"? Apparently his law school buddies called him that because he studied so hard. Also, "Richard the Chicken-Hearted" for refusing to debate opponent Hubert Humphrey in the 1968 campaign.


    The Origin of Booze

    A historical look at the stuff that gets us hammered. Who's ready for the first round?

    Beer

    To quote Homer Simpson, is there anything it can't do? Most likely invented in Persia circa 7,000 B.C.E., beer's gone on to become hugely important in almost every ancient society it's touched. Back in Sumerian culture, the drink was considered positively divine - a fact confirmed when archaeologists dug up the 4,000-year-old "Hymn to Ninkasi." The ode to the goddess of brewing actually doubles as a recipe for a barley-based beverage guaranteed to make people feel "exhilarated, wonderful and blissful."

    The epic of Gilgamesh tells us a similar tale; one of the main characters, Enkidu, is said to have had "seven cups of beer, and his heart soared." After seven rounds we can definitely see why. In ancient Egypt, wages were often paid to the poor in beer, or as they called it, hqt. It was sort of light beer, apparently, and not very intoxicating, which explains how construction workers of the day managed to drink three daily rations of it and still build their masterpiece: the not-at-all-leaning pyramids of Giza.

    Wine

    A wine snob will happily tell you, for hours on end, how difficult it is to make a decent wine and how many complicated steps are involved. This may be true, but it's ridiculously easy to make basic wine. The beverage in its roughest form probably goes back thousands of years to primitive cultures who mistakenly left grapes in the sun for too long and then attempted to eat them. As it turns out, all the yeasts needed to ferment grapes actually grow on grape skin. (No additives necessary!)

    Around 5,000 B.C.E., the people of present-day Georgia and Iran started making wine in clay pots. By the time of ancient Greece, wine had acquired a religious significance; perhaps in homage to Dionysus, the Greeks planted vines in all their colonies, including France and Egypt. (We'd love to know what the French make of the fact that they have the Greeks to thank for their vaunted grapes.)

    California winemakers should also praise God, literally, for the fruits of their labor: when Christian missionaries arrived there, they planted the region's first vines so they'd have something to transmogrify into the blood of Jesus when they took Communion.

    Champagne

    As you probably know, bubbly comes from the Champagne region of France, a longtime center of trade (and also a region in the path of rampaging hordes: Attila the Hun, among others, left footprints there). As you may also know, Dom Perignon was in fact a real person - his first name was Pierre - and, in a sense, he's the inventor of the sparkly stuff. A Benedictine monk, the Dom served as treasurer of an abbey in the Champagne region starting in 1688.

    The region had slightly chilly weather that year, and the growing season was unusually short anyway - which meant grapes spent less time fermenting on the vine and more time fermenting in cellars. Essentially, it was this process that led to carbon dioxide being trapped inside the bottles.

    At first the Dom was horrified; this was a sign that he'd failed in his duties as treasurer (which included, for some reason, winemaking). Try as he might, he couldn't get rid of the bubbles. Finally, resigned to dealing with them, he blended grapes to make a light white wine, which suited the effervescence far better than a heavy red.

    He also realized he'd have to solve another problem caused by trapped carbon dioxide: a considerable number of his bottles exploding. So, instead of stopping them with wood and oil-soaked hemp, he started using a soft material from Spain: cork.

    This lovely story, by the way, doesn't sit so well with the natives of Limoux, France. They allege that they were making sparkling wine in their backyards as early as the 1500s, and that Perignon stole their idea. We've got to side with the Dom on this one: After all, the guy was a monk.

    Vodka

    Believe it or not, the name really does come from the Russian word for "water," which is "voda," and the Russians have a pretty good claim to inventing the stuff. Production from grains has been documented there as far back as the 9th century. It wasn't, however, until around the 14th century that vodka became known as the Russian national drink, and for good reasons; it was served everywhere, even at religious ceremonies.

    Poland likes to boast that its own vodka production goes back even further than Russia's, to the 8th century, but what was going made in that region at the time was more like grappa or brandy. Later Polish vodkas were called "gorzalka," or "burnt wine," and were used as medicines, as were all distilled liquors in the Middle Ages. Vodka was also used as an ingredient in early European formulations of gunpowder.

    By the way, for those of you who turn your noses up the fruit-infused vodkas that have recently hit the market: they're the original. Early vodkas were not quite as palatable as your average Grey Goose, so makers often masked the taste with fruits and spices.

    Gin

    If you're unsurprised that vodka used to be given as medicine, you probably won't be shocked to learn that gin was invented specifically for that purpose. 14th-century Europeans distilled juniper berries in hopes of fighting the plague (then again, almost everything they did was in hope of fighting the plague).

    But gin as we know it didn't come along until the mid-1600s. That's when one Dr. Sylvius concocted the first formulation in the Netherlands, hoping it would serve as a primitive type of dialysis for kidney patients. (We're guessing he didn't particularly care about its effect on the liver.) By the end of the century, gin had become popular in Britain because it was sold at cut-rate prices, despite a very widespread rumor that it could induce abortion, which lead to it being nicknamed "mother's ruin." Later, when the Brits started to occupy India, they found it useful in yet another medical mixture: the gin and tonic. The quinine in the tonic water was effective in fighting malaria.

    Tequila

    As vodka was to Russia, tequila was to Mexico; it's been made there since at least the 16th century and was originally used in religious rituals. (Having drunk a little too much tequila once, we can testify to its ability to cause drinkers to beseech God for mercy.) The name comes from a town founded in 1656. And while José Cuervo didn't exactly invent the drink, he was the first to commercialize it. As for its migration northward, a fellow named Cenobio Sauza brought the stuff to the U.S. in the late 1800s; we can't help but wonder if this is why frat boys on spring break still refer to this stuff as "the sauce."

    Rum

    Yo-ho-uh-oh and a bottle of rum - the drink tastes great, but its history isn't so sweet. The story, as far as we can tell, starts in India, where in 300, B.C.E., Alexander the Great saw some sugarcane and memorably called it "the grass that gives honey without bees."

    All well and good, until Christopher Columbus went and brought sugarcane to the Caribbean. There, it flourished and became the engine of the slave trade. Africa sent slaves to the Caribbean, which sent sugar to New England, which sent rum and other goodies to Africa, which sent more slaves to the Caribbean. Known as the triangular trade, pondering the implications of it all is enough to make a person want a stiff drink. But not, preferably, one steeped in rum.

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    Five People Killed By Their Own Inventions

    Can you imagine putting years of time, effort and money into a life-changing invention that you think will:
    a) Make you tons of money
    b) Make you famous
    c) Change the world
    d) All of the above

    And instead, your amazing invention ends up being your kiss of death? It happens... maybe infrequently, but it does happen. Below, check out five examples of inventors who might have prolonged their lives if they had never dreamed up their creations.

    Bad Blood


    Alexander Aleksandrovich Bogdanov was a Russian Renaissance Man – his interests included physics, philosophy, economics, science fiction, the universal systems theory and, his downfall – the possibilty of human rejuvenation through blood transfusion. Bogdanov was interested in the theory that a blood transfusion could possibly hold the secret to eternal youth, or at least slow the aging process. He actually performed a blood transfusion on Vladimir Lenin's sister, Maria Ulianova. He tried 11 of these procedures on himself, with one of his friends remarking that Bogdanov appeared to be 10 years younger.
    In 1928, he completed a blood transfusion on himself that ended up resulting in his death. The transfer was from a student who had malaria and tuberculosis. Some suspect that the death was, in fact, a suicide – Bogdanov wrote a very "nervous" political letter shortly before his death.

    The Printing Press – Literally


    William Bullock is the man responsible for the 1863 invention of the web rotary printing press. It completely changed the printing industry because of how quickly it could produce.
    This was one of his many inventions – others included a roof shingle cutter, a cotton and hay press, a seed planter, a lathe cutting machine and a grain drill (which won him a prize from the Franklin Institute).
    He perfected his web rotary press in 1860. Although a rotary press was already in operation, Bullock's allowed continuous large rolls of paper to be used, eliminated the need to hand-feed paper through. The press could print up to 30,000 sheets an hour.
    In 1867, though, the machine turned against Bullock. He was adjusting a new press that had been installed for the Philadelphia Public Ledger newspaper and tried to kick a driving belt onto a pulley. His leg got caught into the machine and was completely crushed. He died a little more than a week later during an operation to amputate his leg.

    The First Aviation Accident (maybe)



    Before the Wright Brothers, there was Otto Lilienthal. Known as the "Glider King", he was the first person to make successful gliding flights more than once. Publications ran pictures of his successes, which helped to make the idea of inventing a "flying machine" more plausible to the public.
    After many years of successes, failure finally caught up with him. On August 9, 1896, he fell from a height of 56 feet and broke his spine. He died the next day, but said "Kleine Opfer müssen gebracht werden!" ("Small sacrifices must be made!").
    The Wright Brothers credited him with as their inspiration for pursuing flight. "Of all the men who attacked the flying problem in the 19th century," Wilbur Wright said, "Otto Lilienthal was easily the most important."

    Toxic substances couldn't kill him…


    Thomas Midgley, Jr. held more 100 patents, had a degree in mechanical engineering from Cornell and worked for a subsidiary of General Motors. He discovered that adding tetra-ethyl lead to gasoline prevented internal combustion engines from "knocking". However, this also released huge amounts of lead into the atmosphere, causing health problems and massive pollution. After people at the GM plants started hallucinating and dying of lead poisoning, though, Midgley was assigned to develop a non-toxic refrigerant for household appliance. So, he discovered dichlorodifluoromethane (please don't ask me to pronounce that), AKA Freon. Turns out that Freon is a chlorinated fluorocarbon, which is insanely bad for the ozone layer. This guy just couldn't win!
    Midgely wouldn't live much longer to discover other toxic substances, though – in 1940, he developed polio. The disease left him extremely disabled, but, being the inventor that he was, he developed a system of pulleys and ropes to lift him out of bed. It was this invention – and not the hazardous exposure to lead and CFCs – that killed him. In 1944, he got tangled up in the ropes of his contraption and strangled to death.

    The Brave Little Tailor



    Franz Reichelt was a tailor who was convinced that the next big thing was a coat that doubled as a parachute. So he got busy sewing and developed just that. To test the coat/parachute (coatachute? Paracoat?), Reichelt climbed up to the first deck of the Eiffel Tower. He told authorities that he was going to use a dummy to test the invention, but at the last minute he strapped himself in and jumped to his death in front of a large crowd of spectators. If you YouTube his name, you'll find video of the entire event. Since this is a family blog, I wasn't sure that I should link to a man plummeting 60 meters to the cement below.

    …And One Man Who Didn't Die From his Invention



    Apparently there's a long-standing story that Dr. Joseph-Ignace Guillotin died at the "hand" of his namesake invention, the Bowie Knife. I'm just kidding. He helped conceive of the guillotine, obviously. He suggested the beheading machine as a way to humanely execute criminals. Guillotine was actually against the death penalty and hoped that his invention would be a step toward more humanity, which would eventually abolish the death penalty altogether. At the time, people who couldn't afford to pay for a quick death were decapitated, but it often took quite a few blows and the axe or sword was usually rather dull. Although Guillotin was arrested and imprisoned in the late 1700s, he was not executed. He was freed and died of natural causes in 1814.

    6 Easter Eggs That Aren't Out Of Season

    I love Easter eggs. They require a little poking around to find, but they usually contain something entertaining. I never find Easter eggs on my own, though. I wait 'til someone else finds them and then I take advantage of what they know. And now you can too. Finding Easter eggs hidden within DVDs and software is like finding a little hidden treasure. At least, it is for me. I think the first one I ever "found"(read: discovered from surfing the Internet) was on the Zoolander DVD, which, incidentally, is one of the first DVDs I ever owned. The first DVD I ever owned was Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure, in case you were wondering. Anyway, thought I'd share some of the ones I found most entertaining. Enjoy!!

    1. A Christmas Story

    If you're a fan of A Christmas Story, no doubt you've always wanted your very own frah-gee-lay leg lamp. Unfortunately, this egg won't get you one, but it will give you a little taste by letting you see a fake leg lamp commercial. To get to it, you just go to the "Special Features" option on disc two of the movie. But don't click on it. Instead, once you have the text highlighted, push the right arrow button to reveal a special Christmas gift. Click on that to see the commercial. This only works with the double-disc edition, though.

    2. Arrested Development, Season One

    Go to Disc three and select "Special Features" and then "Deleted and Extended Scenes". Then highlight any scene you want, but instead of pushing ender, press right. Tobias Funke will suddenly have a circle around him. Press enter to see a bonus outtake featuring Tobias. "All of Tobias", according to Alice Stevens of dvdeastereggs.com. I just started watching Arrested Development and am only on disc two, so maybe those of you who have done this could enlighten me – does it mean what it sounds like it means?

    3. Office Space – Special Edition with Flair

    Here's a surprise – you find this egg by going to the Special Features menu! I'm sensing a trend here. Next, highlight "Main Menu" and hit your right arrow. The infamous red stapler should pop up. Click on it to see the DVD credits… including a special treat from Milton himself.

    4. Pirates of the Caribbean – Curse of the Black Pearl

    This is a good one for Disney-philes like me. Pop disc three into your DVD player and select the "More Fly on the Set" option. Then highlight "The Dock" and press your up button three times. Select the gold plate that appears and get ready to hear a 1967 commercial for the original Pirates of the Caribbean ride at Disneyland.

    5. Lost, Season Three

    I'm an obsessive Lost fan, so I was delighted to find this egg. Go to the main menu on the Bonus Disk; hit option three; hit enter. Enter again. Then from "Lost on Location" enter twice. Scroll to "The Man From Tallahassee", then hit the left arrow key once and the up arrow key twice. Then hit enter and watch a couple of your favorite Lostaways go for a "little" swim.

    6. Zoolander

    You didn't think I'd throw the Zoolander egg in your face without giving it to you, did you? So, head to the main menu and – surprise! Click Special Features. Then select "more". Highlight 'Photo Galleries" and push the right arrow button. The Mugatu logo should now be highlighted. Annnd – it's a walk-off!! It's a walk-off. Click it to see Owen Wilson and Ben Stiller practicing their walk-off. Thanks Billy Zane. Obviously, these are just my favorites. There are tons out there – what ones do you think are worth the effort of finding?


    Five Races That Make Running Fun (and one that might kill you)

    I've just gotten into running in the past nine months or so. I went for my first run on my birthday last year – July 21. I mean, I worked out before that – I used to be a big fan of the elliptical. But I really wanted to be able to run in the Susan G. Komen Race for the Cure in October '08 because my mother-in-law was diagnosed with breast cancer just a year prior to that. So that was my motivation. I trained from July to October (and let me tell you, running in Iowa's 90 percent humidity when it's 90 degrees out is no piece of cake) and completed the race swimmingly. Since then, I've found myself getting kind of addicted to races.

    I did the Turkey Trot on Thanksgiving at the Iowa State Fairgrounds (less guilt for gorging later that day), signed up for the Red Flannel Run in February (but ended up being out of town), completed the five-mile Run for the Egg the day before Easter and managed to show up for the Friendly Sons of St. Patrick 5k after downing an entire bottle of wine all by myself the night before (whoops). I'm just amazed at how many races are going on at any given time – there's a whole running community I had no idea existed. This probably seems silly to you seasoned runners, but I just honestly did not have a clue. Des Moines is not a small town by any means, but it's certainly not a bustling metropolis either. Yet, I could easily find a 5k to run every single weekend if I wanted to. Anyway, in the spirit of my newfound motivation, I thought I'd write about interesting races. Whether it's the cause that seems questionable, the costumes people wear or an interesting race route, the races below are sure to catch your attention.

    1. The Oatmeal 5k – Lafayette, Colo.

    Lafayette holds the Oatmeal Festival every year. In addition to a health fair, Oatie the Quaker Oats Mascot and a giant, inflatable bowl of oatmeal, the Oatmeal Festival hosts the Oatmeal 5k. The best part really comes post-run though – all runners get to eat their fill of oatmeal with all of the trimmings. Considering the race occurs in January in Colorado, I bet a nice warm bowl of oatmeal is greatly appreciated after running 3.1 miles. Photo by Cliff Grassmick

    2. Beat Beethoven 5k - lots of places

    When I first read about this, I got a mental picture of a guy with wild white hair dressed up in period clothing running his heart out. But no. The point is to beat Beethoven's Fifth Symphony. At 33 minutes long, this would mean the runner would have to run slightly under 11 minute miles. A challenge for some, totally easy for others. Beat Beethoven is often held as a fundraiser for music departments. I bet some people dress up like Beethoven though. At least, I hope they do.

    3. Living History Farms Cross Country Road Race - Clive, Iowa

    This one is my goal for the year. It's only seven miles, but the tricky part is the terrain you're running on. You're running through waist-deep ponds, through trenches, off small cliffs, using rope to pull yourself up steep inclines – it's insane. And people dress insane. Check out this photo gallery from the Des Moines Register – in just one quick run-through, I spotted Superman, Santa Claus, Snow White and a number of ballerinas. There's even one dude running with no shirt on – in late November in Iowa, that's just asking for pneumonia (Oh God… I think I just channeled my mother). Photo from fitnesssports.com

    4. Tower of Terror 13k - Orlando, Fla.

    This is my other goal for the year, but really it's just an excuse to get to Disney at Halloween. I LOVE Disney World at Halloween. In fact, I'm a lover of all things that are campy-creepy, so the Twilight Zone Tower of Terror 13k (get it… 13?!) is perfect for me. It starts at 9:30 at night and gives runners the chance to run through Disney properties late at night. Afterward, the Tower of Terror and several other rides at Hollywood Studios are open for the sweaty runners to enjoy. I. Can’t. Wait. Let's just hope I can run eight miles by then. Photo by Stacy Conradt

    5. The Doughnut Run 5k - Ames, Iowa

    I'm not sure that it's a great idea to run while stuffing your face full of glazed doughnuts, but the Iowa State Triathlon Club seems to think it's not a problem. Here's how it works: at each aid station along the route, you have the opportunity to scarf down doughnuts. If you eat one doughnut, you get to take 15 seconds off of your time. Two doughnuts gives you another 30 seconds off. Three doughnuts gets you 45 seconds off. So if you run the race in 20 minutes and eat two doughnuts, you get a total of 45 seconds off your race time – 15 seconds for doughnut #1 plus another 30 seconds for doughnut #2. But only the weak eat a mere two doughnuts. For every five doughnuts you eat past the first five, you get a bonus two minutes off your race. The catch? You have to keep the doughnuts down at least past the finish line. Graphic from the Iowa State Triathlon Club

    6. The Badwater Ultramarathon - Death Valley

    It's 135 miles, folks. ONE HUNDRED THIRTY-FIVE MILES. I'm in pain just thinking about it. Add that to 120 degree temps in the shade and you've got a marathon only the most hardcore runner would even consider running. Even then, 20-40 percent of participants don't complete the race. The first time this race was completed was 1977, after several attempts by Al Arnold. Successful try #2 didn't happen until 1981 when Jay Birmingham put himself through the torture. It became an official race in 1987, but only five runners completed the race. Making this race even harder is the fact that there are no water stops. Each runner has to provide his or her own pit crew complete with water, ice, food and first aid. You might think there's a fantastic prize for finishing 135 miles in Death Valley, but not really. Runners who finish in 60 hours or less get a medal. Runners who complete the course in 48 hours or less get a belt buckle. Suffice it to say people are running for the glory, not the winnings. So far, no one has died. Photo by Geoff Tripple via badwater.com. What crazy races have you participated in? OK, forget participation - what crazy races have you heard of?


    10 Neat Facts About ... Rick Astley!


    Photo: krisez [Flickr]

    All right, 'fess up: how many of you were Rickrolled yesterday on April Fools' Day?

    With all the Rickrolling goin' on these past few months, most of us don't really know much about Rick Astley, the singer who enjoyed a resurgence in fame and unwittingly become the new face of Interweb prankery (is that a word? No? It should be!)

    If you don't know much about Rick, here are some fun facts regarding the man behind the phenomenon (no Rickrolling, we promise, because Neatorama will never give you up and never let you down!):

    1. Rick Astley was born Richard Paul Astley on February 6, 1966. It was a Sunday. Rick shares his birthday with Axl Rose (born Feb 6, 1962), Bob Marley (1945), Ronald Reagan (1911) and Babe Ruth (1895). No wonder he was destined for stardom!

    2. Rick left school at the age of 16. He drove a delivery van for his family's business, a garden store.

    3. If you think Rick is clean cut (okay, he did have long hair in Cry For Help ... ), that's because he is: heck, the guy was choir boy at his local church.

    Oh, don't believe me? Here's a snippet from a 1988 Smash Hit interview:

    Have you ever thought about getting your ear pierced?

    "I haven't no. Never once. It used to be trendy and fashionable, but you see, when anything becomes trendy and fashionable, I don't like it. It's not because I want to be different, it's just that I don't want to be mega-fashionable. I never really fancied a hole in me ear anyway." (source)

    4. Rick was a drummer for a local band called FBI. When the lead singer left, Rick volunteered to take on the role - it was a lucky stroke because pop mogul Pete Waterman of Stock, Aitken & Waterman saw him perform. Waterman made him (but not the band) an offer, but Rick turned him down out of loyalty to his friends.


    The band FBI in 1984, from left to right: Kevin Needham, Rick Astley, Will Hopper, Peter Dale and Greg Smee. (Photo: Rick Astley's official website)

    A year later, his bandmates felt guilty that they were holding Rick back and let him go to London to pursue his career ...

    5. ... as a gofer for PWL Studios, Pete Waterman's production company. There, he learned the recording process and the record industry business before he resumed singing.

    [Okay, this is only tangentially related: Pete Waterman is a phenomenally rich man. He bought 18 Ferraris at one go, was the first man to purchase the privatized British Rail, and once owned the legendary locomotive The Flying Scotsman (source). Don't know who he is? If you're in the UK, just check out Pop Idol - he's one of the judges]

    6. Rick's first song was a duet titled "When You Gonna", with singer Lisa Carter. It was released under the simple name of "Rick & Lisa" and was a flop. Here's the YouTube clip (Pwnage at 1:25, 3:28 and 3:45!):




    7. Two months after When You Gonna, Rick cut his first solo "Never Gonna Give You Up". The second time using "Gonna" did it for Rick - the song was a big hit. It stayed at number one for five weeks in the UK and was the best selling single of the year. Worldwide, it sold 15.2 million copies. It was 1987 and Rick was 21.






    This one's not the rickroll video that most of you have seen before: it's a live performance in 1988. Well, you can consider it being rickrolled live!

    In the (now famous again) music video, Rick sang in his trademark trenchcoat. Tech writer Mathew Ingram wrote in his column in The Globe and Mail, "In the video, he does his best to strike pop singer poses in a trenchcoat, but only succeeds in looking like a teenager performing in a high-school musical." But I think Mathew is just being jealous.

    8. Rick Astley is listed in the Guiness Book of World Records for being the first male solo artist to have his first 8 singles reach the Top 10 in the UK. This feat has never been repeated since.

    9. Tired of being hounded by the press and wanting to prove that "there was more to him than being merely a singer" (source) - though some say he developed a fear of flying and didn't want to tour anymore - Rick left Stock, Aitken & Waterman.

    For much of the 1990s and early 2000s, Rick remained largely out of the spotlight, preferring to focus on his family life (Rick's parents divorced when he was four, and he feared that his career would wreck his family life).

    Pete Waterman said this about Rick's retirement: "Rick walked away right at the height. People look at other artists like Simply Red and say they were big, but he out-sold them two to one." (source)

    10. No, he's not gay. Rick lives with his Danish girlfriend Lene Bausager and their daughter Emilie. Actually, that's not the only popular misconception about Rick - when he was starting out, a lot of people assumed that Rick was a black man (because of his deep voice). Even after he made appearances, many people still thought that the skinny white guy was lip-synching to a song made by a black guy!

    Links: Rick Astley's official website | MySpace Page

    If you're still reading, my little confession: I actually like Rick Astley! Most of the time I got Rickrolled, I actually listened to the entire track. Why? I just wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand ...


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