Nope, not neat or quirky or something worth highlighting on this website. There's a place for this story, but Neatorama ain't it.

Ah, yes, as a gay man, I and all of my gay friends love nothing more than rubbing glitter over our bodies and prancing through town like a horde of Twilight vampires. /s (Amusing story, but unexpected sparkling body lotion would be unwelcome by many regardless of gender/sexuality, including us gay men.)

Ahhh, I love the Wake County SPCA. It's where I adopted my dog, and I stopped by a couple weeks ago just to pet the cats. Free therapy.

I'm genuinely glad I listened to all of these. An unexpectedly hilarious start to my day.

PrEP use requires occasional testing to make sure kidney function is not being affected, so I'm unsure about providing it OTC. Regarding insurance, Truvada (PrEP) is impossible for most people to afford without insurance. What we need is medication cost reform, but that's for another post, I guess.

Nuni and Nuni approve.https://media.zenfs.com/en-US/video/video.snl.com/SNL_1401_06_Art_Dealers.png

"No crime." Ha...I guess you can't have crime if people are too scared to speak up and there's no law enforcement to report it to.

Just because one can, doesn't mean one should. Case in point.

I'm 38 and have always had one (pre-smart phones). Until a few years ago, I thought everyone did.

Kudos to this kid, but stories like this make me nauseated...A kid pays the little money he has so his classmates can eat? That's a sad example of how broken our system is.

I read the headline and thought, I wouldn't be surprised if that's in North Carolina. Then, yep, that's actually my town.

Teaching good manners is extremely important, but this teaches kids that their parents' love is conditional on their behavior. Kids didn't say thank you? Take back their ice cream until they do. Have them walk back inside without the ice cream to say thank you, and then give it back to them. Don't waste the ice cream by throwing it in the trash. Some kids will get over it, but as a former sensitive child, stuff like this can build resentment towards a parent. Resentment is not respect.

With all due respect, please keep in mind that many of their readers are in the US.

I'm sure the author knows it's staged. I'm assuming it's a commercial for Subaru since "SUBARU" pops up at the end.