When television was first invented, lazy people were begging for a way to change the channel when they didn't have kids around to do it for them. Early developers considered the use of multiple connecting handles the best way to keep the television controller functional in different seating situations.

Unfortunately, the lazy culture of the time found these controllers too complicated to master, and decided to just keep the children home from school and available to turn the set on and off or change the channel for them. This is why most adults in this country can barely read or write or think for themselves.

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When Nick Fury lost his eye, he thought that it was gone forever. However, it was actually retrieved, and now sits in a glass jar, on a small platform, in that box.

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It is actually the iron mask that was used to hide the face of the man in the iron mask. The front was opened only at feeding time, food was placed into the bowl, and it was slammed shut again. That is why he never ate soup again after he got out of that mask.

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Back in the 1920s, the conception of living automatons (robots) gave rise to the impending need for something to prevent electric boredom. Thus, robot dildos like this were created but, alas, the rise of robotic enlightenment failed.

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I cannot believe that no one has figured this out yet! This clamp is used combine two steel plates together. It is primarily used in construction.

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This was the reading segment of an ancient baseball pitching machine from the early 20th century.

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This is obviously a medieval basketball.

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