Nailed it. I didn't know I knew that. I wonder when and why I learned it.

The thing with the party doesn't work for me because it's likely that nobody would notice you moving to the other side of the party. The kitchen and lecture hall would kill though because you'd immediately become the center of attention.

Not that regret is new, but The Oatmeal nailed this pretty well a bit ago.

Here: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/running

It's funny, because if the officer was bit and the suspect had gotten away, we'
d be calling the alligator an accessory. Heh.

What if they're not really sculptures! Heh.