That's a knapping tool for a pool cue. You see, the tip of a cue is an evil bastard. They profoundly hate pool players, especially good pool players. So they wear down and become slick as soon as possible, preventing a good pool player from putting any english on the ball. This tool is designed to inflict pain on the tip of the cue until it relents to your will and allows a knap to stand, thus giving you better control of the cue ball. What? It can be funny AND true!

Any random prize. Not a picky man.

I never even considered that. I live in Wyoming. Been to LA twice in my life, the first time I was 8 years old and the second time, it was just to catch a connecting flight. I think most people who don't live in a big city like that would have no idea anything was off. I love the show.

Regardless, you don't want him to travel in real time. If it takes that long to get around, the show would be about nothing but traffic.

Almost any grain or bean, dried and put in a mylar bag, inside a food grade bucket with oxygen absorbers should last at least 20-30 years. Honey is the only thing that requires no special packaging to last a really long time.