Sorry, but there's a difference between walking your dog and letting it run full speed, especially while observing that your dog "gets" physics. Where can I get one for my cat?

We gotta get us some Ninjas. Women Ninjas.

I don't hate Jar Jar. I hate the guy who says, "Starting up the shield!" That guy is a dick.

The hilarity, it staggers the mind.

I need one that reads LMAOSHMSFOAIDMT. (Laughing my ass off so hard my sombrero fell off and I dropped my taco).

Adam is right. This is some clever stuff as far as advertising goes. However, imagine that same shot with a bunch of lowlifes sitting on the one bench, and a tired, pregnant woman staring at the other one. Yeah, kind of exasperating, I see.

I guess Tolkien's not for everybody.

If you switch the directions from Mordor to The Shire, that's also quite funny.

Use caution – This route may be missing sidewalks or pedestrian paths.

That actually hurt my brain a little. Aye, aye aye. Dogs don't do that.

It looks like the album cover for Sticky Fingers:

It's like when my co-worker told me I just have to try those Loaded Chili/Cheese Ruffles, cause "they're the bomb."

I replied, I'd rather just have chili and cheese, not a fake taste. No for me.

...or cement-filled.

I'd rather see how Maru does Thanksgiving. Does he dive into a a box of stuffing mix? Or just eat turkey feast cat food?

Agreed, John. Illegal at the time? Time matters not. Morality matters most and trumps time every time. It's like saying that the family of Rosa Parks owes the bus fare she never paid.

Chewie Ptui.