I've always thought that after computers boot up, they should emit the distinct "dun-dun" sound effect of Law and Order instead of the forgettable Windows one.
I don't mind it... except for the open plan pooping. Although, you certainly wouldn't want to wear a skirt. And if you did you'd want to be wearing your nicest pair of undies, not your "I should have done laundry yesterday" knickers.
One small town I lived in, the school superintendent would call me to determine whether they should hold school. I was the morning DJ at a radio station on a hill, and I had to be on the air at 5:30 AM. If I made it up the hill with my car, the roads were fine. If not, the school buses would never be able to run their routes. I walked up that hill a lot.
Oh, I remember the drive to the vet when we had to put down our Basset Hound. It was a rough ride going there ... and coming back without her. We couldn't go back to the same vet because we're always reminded of the time we had to go there to put our dog to sleep.
Bad Luck Brian: "Does my butt look big in this?" - "Yes ma'am." "I want to sleep on the left side!" - "You're Right." "Are you happy you married me?" - "I'm sorry."
"Does my butt look big in this?" - "Yes ma'am."
"I want to sleep on the left side!" - "You're Right."
"Are you happy you married me?" - "I'm sorry."
Foolproof, Alex ;)