I'd have said that the biggest indication that they were in need of money was the fact that they had a sign made of old cardboard. You don't even need to read a cardboard sign, you pretty much know the message and why the person is there. Holding a pro-quality sign gives the impression that it's some kind of advertisement, and I don't think a homeless person begging for money needs one more reason to be ignored.

I was thinking the same thing Ray.

Wouldn't people assume that if they can afford a professional sign, they don't need help?

They're mass produced by machines? I thought that cronuts were excreted by angels.

It's funny, but fake. On the bottom right, where the station and/or program logo would go, it says "Haha News" in Korean.

"Murphy has at times cooked and jarred black bear. She says bear meat can cause flatulence but otherwise is delicious."

I learned something new today about bears ...

It's only fair. People around here stack their plates like that (but lacking all artistry) at Chinese buffets even though they can (and sadly do) go back as many times as they want.

Unfortunately, in the metropolitan area of over 5 million people where I live, I know of only one or two Pizza Huts that still offer any dine-in at all. Many former locations have been converted to other uses (one is a community pantry), but some full-size locations offer only pick up and delivery.

Ha ha, salad. That only displaces pizza. While I often eat food that food eats, I never do while I'm eating pizza. When I was a teeenager, I would go to the Pizza Hut buffet and eat three pizzas worth.

I can no longer eat like a teenager. I still derive great pleasure out of a good pizza. I won't tell you my secret place though. They're already too busy.

See, this is why we can't have nice things.

And the wall is beside itself!

But the ceiling is so over all that!

If Miss C walked into a store I was in, I think I'd faint with excitement.

Often, the posts that a blogger puts the most work into, or gets the most excited about, ends up with a "meh" response. And just as often, something really easy that we throw on at the last minute turns out to be a barnburner, sparks a lively comment discussion, or gets linked at a lot of other sites. But that's all a learning experience. We need to know what you like and don't like, so we can bring you more of what Neatoramanauts most want to see.

This.

It can be so hard to predict what content will work, but traffic stats help quite a bit.

But mostly, they're checking for Winona Ryder.