The trailer did not credit Terry Gilliam. Such an outrageous oversight. He must be dealt with post haste.

When I was little, I always thought they were singing, "pussycow, pussycow, pussycow," so that's what I galloped around shouting. RIP, Cal!

So maybe if the orchids hadn't tricked so many bees into mating with it, instead of mating with other bees, they might not have gone extinct. Nice going, dummy orchid.

"I Do" or "Make It So?"

I'm sure many people will Like the taste

It should taste like loneliness and envy.

The comments at the Telegraph are hilarious. Here's a great story:

Best one I ever saw on a train. Bloke is on the phone to sife "Sorry dear, got held up at office will be late etc"
Wifey obviously does'nt believe hime
"No, I have'nt been down the pub, I've been working"
"no, I am not out with the floozie from accounts". This goes on for ages, him trying to justify his lateness and obviously she does'nt believe a word. Other passengers totally fed up.
Then the young lady sat next to him leans over, puts her mouth close to phone and says "Oh, just hang up on the bitch darling and come back to bed"
I wonder what happened when he got home, bet you could have sold tickets.

Drat, I was born a day too early, on the 26th. Now I can't enjoy sharing my birthday with Miss Cellania! :(

Apparently the same architect of this building also designed the Vdara Hotel in Las Vegas that has a similar problem of concentrating sunlight on part of the hotel's pool deck.

Firefly.

After a sip of alcohol, I won't log into email, Facebook, Twitter or Neatorama.

(Though the latter may surprise some readers.)

Just for pedanticity, the thing he mentioned about the flag being worn on clothing is generally not frowned upon with proper flag protocol. I know many people either ignore, or don't even know about it, but there it is...