Suicide burger.

I wonder how long Taber MacCallum will be able to suck money out of this Tito clown.

And the rule is "No gargling."

No wonder some people in Norway just lose it.

Oh yeah these people are a real "threat."

EARTH TO GROOM: FLEE!

Earth to groom: FLEE!

[Edited by JF. Gentlemanly conduct would be appreciated.]

It's not ridiculous to default to "he." It's correct. Unless, of course, you've checked your testicles at the door.

One should always use the "singular, gender non-specific pronoun" HE!

Don't make me come over there and slap some sense into him no matter what sex he may be.

PS: It is the fourth choice that should be in the poll. You know, the right answer.

Super dooper!

Amusing item but really crummy tat done in a crummy way to increase the cheapness of the woman. A mom win all around!