Excellent. It's all about free choice.

"These designs are so pretty, though, they could just about persuade me to buy my own. "

So you are actually not getting, in the least, the immense irony of firepits showing the world on fire in this month of 2014? Is that it? Is it all just "pretty?"

You know, I've never thought of Sponge Bob as this flamingly gay but now I see.

I give that one six Liberaces on the Gay Scale. The use of Princess and 69 and the life partner snubbling the gut are a dead giveaway.

A man who is doomed to a sex life of masturbation until 90 days after death.

As long as they think like this and beg like this women will never be the equal of me. And that's the fact, Jack.

I, for one, hopes Jesus can forgive you for posting that video, because I cannot.

Actually, on the basis of one "experiment," the worst place is just on the inside of the upper lip. Take it from me.

One of the great mistakes of art like this today is that it tries to say profound things from deep inside the freak show. It doesn't lead to a feeling of uplift or enlightenment or even the contentment of a good dinner. It just digs deeper into our current debasement. It's going to be a very hard slog back to the surface.

It's All Fun and Games until Someone ends up in a Cone.

Well these days any museum with the word "Modern" or "Contemporary" is pretty much devoted to bad art every time it opens its doors.

A black lab would have revealed just how close to slavery this is.

Essentially that's a cheat and everybody knows it. But who is everybody to stop the [no put downs please - admin] in Yakima.

Because..... because..... because standing up in the shower was just TOO DAMNED HARD!

36 months for this blighted marriage. Tops.