the real question here is, why are ancient aliens eating burnt steaks
O_o

well they didn't have totinos pizzas

general tso's turkey would probably be pretty good
wait that's chinese cuisine sorry about that

I agree the more foreign metals under the skin the better.

they look married

Let's just say, without going into detail out of respect for everyone here, that there's a lot of...views HP Lovecraft had that were "shocking" to say the least.

He's not the person people think he is. I'll leave it at that.

I just texted this to my parents and they were howling with laughter. Next year I'm going to up the stakes and ask them how to microwave a 50-pound turkey.

If people aren't stealing lunches where you work, or bullying you for not sharing, then you're probably working from home.

perhaps it was sea mines that killed the dinosaurs

something real phoney about all this

I haven't see artistry this nice since Ed Hardy seat covers

im all ears

the elephant needs to get a lawyer and zoo for damages

well you're definitely not a good boy

the bark side of war