wikipedia says popeyes invented fried chicken

noice

if you work full time at taco bell none of this affects you, like at all
sure girls might not want to date you because you work at taco bell
but other than that it's not so bad

oh ok right

i can't read the word scurvy without picturing pirates

"We live in a time where the world is at the precipice and one wrong move could effectively make the balance of power collapse."

so we're in the same situation as we've always been in since the dawn of the universe, got it

christmas music is MKUltra

a lion with six legs would be weird

there are more galaxies in our universe than there are atoms in our body

oh ok nice

give a hoot dont pollute

ya i dont think this belongs on neatorama at all, lotta death in this
just my thoughts

more cowbell baby

alrighty then

do you think it has flouride in it