Best one in a while. Thank-you.

Is MPD real?

You have not dated the woman I have.

A resounding, "Yes!"

Sprinkler systems work on water pressure alone. Electricity is not required.

UofM Crew. To say I was third string is to be polite.

1. Starters cannot see the finish line. Boats are dispatched on a schedule, sometimes before the previous race is finished.
2. Inexperienced coxswain. The rowers sit backwards. The cox steers the boat and gives commands.

He is amazing. Very neat.

Yeah, but those ties are wonderful!

Regarding Hichcock, Those were the pre-Atkins days of "The Drinking Man's Diet". I wonder if that low carbohydrate meal were accompanied by a martini.

I think we have found Cameron Carpenter's new home.

http://www.neatorama.com/2014/05/31/The-One-Man-Spinal-Tap-of-Pipe-Organ-Music/

This has been on my mind all day. The disks inside the keyway are bearings allowing for smooth entry and exit. It might have been discontinued because it could be susceptible to bump keys.

I have no affiliation with GoDaddy other than being a customer. The reason I used them is their customer service. The first person who picks up the phone has the ability and desire to fix problems. If it is beyond their skill level, a single escalation resolves it within 24 hours.

Coming in second is Amazon Prime. They completely avoid customer service by allowing the return of anything.

In many cases, it would be better for the cat to stay with the house.

... and when she said "by the sun" she meant "too many cosmopolitans".

This season's opener for Castle makes use of the amnesia cliche. Some cliches are useful as scene-shorteners and speed up the plot. Using amnesia is so lazy that it is an insult to the audience.