You made me look up "Circassian", so this is two lessons in one.

One of his best.

I've known a couple of people with these conditions: Immunity to pain and eidetic memory. Both try to hide it so they fit in. Kind of like having a secret identity. Neither use it for anything super. For example, the guy with a perfect memory makes some money on the side buying undervalued motorcycles and reselling them.

"You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious."

Miss C and Alex?

Neatorama - The Chubby Penguin of the Internet.

This is an epic tag line. Let us spread it far and wide.

Best of the latest batch. Nice double twist.

Thank-you.

This is not bragging.

My private office is 2,400 sq ft. It has a pool, a jacuzzi and a full kitchen (always stocked with my favorite foods). Next door there is a playground with a soccer field, adult swing-set, but no basketball ( I squelched that). Unlike most high-end offices, I have full control of the HVAC and a private room for adult activities.

It is my house.

If Pepsico is not interested, then there is no hope.

We had blind dog. Wimpy did not seem to mind things out of place. The vet said it was something about dogs being able to smell and hear.

Well, this puts to rest the idea that she has to inflate her lips to get that look.

Lewis had a good run: mid 40s to mid 60s. One of Lewis' strengths was being non-topical, but his humor ages as poorly as anyones. All comedy is a product of its time.