I really like your posts with neat solutions to non-existent problems.

The three monkeys: Hear no Evil. See no Evil. Speak no Evil.

Giving witness to Evil supports Evil.

Some friend.

I, for one, regret the demise of our Otter Overlords.

Perhaps the neatest post ever!

A former friend used a high powered rifle to knock off the pinnacle of a rock formation. I knew at that very moment we could no longer be friends.

Allow me to plug one of my favorite threads on my second favorite site.

http://slorum.org/forum/view/?id=212&p=1

Mead - Buy a six gallon bucket and an air lock ($20). Pour in 15 lbs of honey ($30) Add yeast. Dilute to six gallons. Wait a few months.

https://www.thefreelibrary.com/The+six+minute+Louvre.-a03453390

And a follow up that I had not seen until searching for the original.

http://www.deseretnews.com/article/122855/6-MINUTE-LOUVRE-IS-A-RECORD-NEVER-TO-FALL.html

There are a number of chain restaurants that will just fire you for such things rather than bothering to keep track.

Seven as well! Back in grade school we learned most of these. I have forgotten so much. However, I think the first two are a bit misleading.

Great collections / great museums have long suffered from critics. One example is the Hammer Museum in Los Angeles. It has Armand Hammer's excellent collection of European art, but since his family no longer controls the board, all of it is in storage and they use his endowed space to show horrendous local artists.

In my opinion, Lucas should do what the Getty did after being driven from Pacific Palisades. Find some worthless land near a big city and spend his billion developing it and ways to visit it. Urban sprawl, Star Wars fans and and Uber will bring visitors.