How come Capricorn is the only one that deserves a decent amount of alcohol?

I will not buy whole jicama, garlic, heads of lettuce or broccoli. I have a friend who will not buy whole pineapple, onions, or carrots.

I see a a Wendy's / Lego cross promotion in the future.

Social Fixer works great. Good set of presets and lots of ways to block irritating page sections.

Sending this to Simone Giertz.

I bought a crystal ball for a girlfriend from a reputable online retailer. I was advertised as being 80 mm, but was only 60 mm when it arrived. It took months to get a refund. In the mean time, I found a 160 mm quartz crystal ball on e-bay for half the price.

She was thrilled and amazed! Made her the envy of all her new age friends.

Why do people attack those as powerless as themselves instead of going after the hiring managers?

As someone who (sometimes) catches such scammers, I have quite a few stories. Perhaps the best is a double scam. A woman who worked as a teller got the personal information for old men who had lots of money and never checked their account balance. Her boyfriend used that information to buy seven high-end cars. He resold six of them and kept one.

Unfortunately for him, all were backed by the same bank so they figured out what happened. The bank issued a fake safety recall and when any of the cars came into a dealership, the owner was arrested.

"This video contains content from Sony Pictures Movies & Shows, who has blocked it on copyright grounds."

Sony spyware that was intended to discover this sort of thing made its computers so unusable that it destroyed that whole business segment.

I distinctly remember the reaction to the finger-vs-thumb match. More water cooler buzz than William Hung.

Because pickles are awesome!

Ever since I discovered Siri would set multiple timers, my kitchen life has simplified.

Modern magnifying glasses cannot start a fire nor can they burn insects. Who knows why?

Oh, yeah, Plasmagryphen, you get to play also.