I wish the train went where I want to go.
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Then there are people like me who do not forget what happens during twilight sleep.

Using a well known growth fund's 10 year average rate of return (6.9%) $100,000 invested in 1985 would be worth about $750,000 today.

Interesting series, but the guy with the two different gloves in the first photo, he has never fired a gun in his life.

Why is there no aspirin in the jungle?

Parrots eat 'em all.

Really like these. Thank-you.

Just where are the sticking the pole when they are "sitting down?"

Ah ha! So the secret to shredding Mozzarella is to use a grinder. Never knew that.

I never understood hall passes. If you have to go, leave the room quietly and return the same way. What ever happened to the gently raised arm?

Excellent example of why it is dangerous to huff helium. Pro Tip: Fill another balloon with air and inhale both at the same time.

Pretty funny, none the less.

This is great! Of course, someone who works for a company that bought the rights to the Kiss logo approved this usage. Simmons likely had nothing to do with it.

Just in time to be the perfect April Fools present for the Kiss fan in your life.

Finally found the article that compares Atlantis to Nadia. Disney was so out of new ideas, they turned a blind eye to plagiarism.

https://www.newgrounds.com/lit/atlantis.html

Don't you think they would at least have latches on the cabinets and drawers?

Does anyone really worry about the stove? I worry that someone will get hurt. A burning hot stove looks the same as a cool one.