"Here, take the box."

How wonderful! Turning petty theft into assault, battery and robbery.

A friend in college had the same (or similar) condition. He studied criminology and eventually worked undercover.

Johnny Dangerously
Full Monty

This was more true when aged liquor was bottled full strength. These days most is watered down at the bottling plant to a consistent 80 proof (40%).

There is quite a difference between .03% blood alcohol and 0.3%. The former would not impair most humans. The latter would put many in the hospital.

I own one of these had no ide how they were made.

Slingblade was interesting, but not a good movie.

Yeah, that is the type of advice that got John McClane barefoot at the wrong time.

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https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCEOXxzW2vU0P-0THehuIIeg

While we are here, let's plug Captain Disillusion's YouTube Channel.

"... he found making a replica is nearly as hard as forging a real sword!"

Depending on where you start, and the tools you use, the blade could take between three hours and three weeks to forge for real. Creating the brass parts and finishing could never have been done in a day.

The description sounds more like Crossroads meets Mad Max

'Bout time.