I travel with a $35 WiFi, PTZ camera. Have considered also installing some temporary door sensors, but that would disable maid service.

I have the opposite problem. Dad had such a large vocabulary, i used words that i had no idea how to spell.

Travel insurance costs $5-8 per day.

Duh

I went to college with a man who never grew larger than a three year old. He became a PI and was rumored to have been recruited by the CIA. I think he could slip through 5.5 inches.

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Since they have his DNA, I want an answer to the biggest genetic question: What is his racial background? There are articles suggesting that he is "Moorish," i.e. not completely of European, white decent.

I have wanted to put glitter in the prep drink just to freak out the medical staff.

John, I think this is exactly the amount of development the comic needs.
BTW, the Tolley Problem has a legal solution: Do not alter course. Inaction is not a crime.

Bought a house with an underground (most of the time) river. Learned that redirecting it made me liable for any damage done by the resulting flow. Only option was to bury pipes to take it to the storm drains. Cannot imagine having to pay for the Mississippi’s damages.

Of course, it takes a New Yorker to call Central Park "the wild."

It takes a certain type of individual to consider proofreading a game, i. e. challenging and fun. Miss C, thank you for being that type.