Since I do this for a living (among other tech things):
https://www.fileshredder.org

"Why you would want to do this instead of just making banana pudding is your own business."
Because ... Dolly Parton!

Wow, that article drops a massive disclaimer in the first paragraph. I recommend that you take your dog and do not walk it. Both of you should run from these statistics.

He does have electricity. Note the electric iron. On the other hand, my mother used to put food on the back porch during freezing weather. While at the University of Minnesota, people would attach a sturdy box outside the dorm window to keep things cold. Interestingly enough, the same outdoor box would heat up food in the summer.

"Turkish Farmer Gains Internet Fame!" "Puts VR on Cow and Makes Outrageous Claim"
Using a sample size of 1 and running the experiment for one day, No evaluation of ROI. No outside confirmation.

Regarding the TSA video: Who thought the overly dramatic music was a good idea? Besides, what was wrong with the wine holder besides it looks stupid? Oh, and that was not a machete.

I have grown to loath fake issues that only beg the question by using different definitions. The number of holes, for example. If we changed the question to "openings" everyone would agree. Mathematicians and Engineers have technical definitions of "hole" that differs slightly from the common English usage. Ask a clothing designer if there is a difference between tone, color, value and shade.

As humor, it is flat. As music, worse.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3lF2qEA2cw
I humbly submit this adaptation.

Susie Dent is one of the world's few professional lexicographers. Her position depends on state run television in the UK, and, I, for one, am very happy about that.

I own one of these. Had no idea how it was made. Thankyou.

I am waiting for Happy Birthday to You to be banned for the word “dear.”

HR did the wrong thing.
As described, Pam will cause other problems in the future. Letting her stay home would not have caused any real consequences. On the other hand, the poster could just be an asshole that bated Pam. In which case, he/she should have been bounced for causing a hostile work environment.