Your mind needs to move with the times. "Our Hearts were Young and Gay" is a book from a century ago about two women looking for good times (and men) from last century. The term "Life Hack" is used correctly.
I should check into their methodology. For example, for years HappyPuppy.com had more web traffic than anyone, but it was mostly used for downloading games. As well, sites like The Pirate Bay drive a lot of traffic, but on other protocols and from other servers.
I have been in this sort of snow storm a few times. I even have fond memories of being six and climbing up a snow bank to look into the lamp of a street light. Specifically, this one.
Pico Pica Hot Sauce by Juanita Foods for putting on food after it is served. However, depending on the recipe, Frank's Red Hot or Tabasco Chipotle for cooking.
A friend is in the Producers Guild and has access to all of their budgeting software. A 90 minute movie costs about $750,000 without any salaries, special effects, promotions or retroactive overhead.
Having trouble finding the original article, but this is the best compilation.